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Relationship problems. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Clabber ago by Clabber +299 / -1
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Descartes 17 points ago +17 / -0

Withholding sex in the age of hookup apps. Husband can get his dick wet at anytime. This tactic no longer works.

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Jaqen 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hi, I’m your wife’s new lawyer. We’ll be taking your kids, house, car, boat and half of your future earnings now.

Thanks for making it so easy for us.

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Barbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

If the choice is between having sex and watching Gossip Girl then they probably don’t have kids, they have cats. How much is half a cat worth?

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Comingupblank 12 points ago +12 / -0

$4.99 with rice and an egg roll at China wok

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

However much cat + half your future earnings is.

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RolandDelacroix 8 points ago +9 / -1

I mean, this happens if the man cheats or not. Might as well have the satisfaction too.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +3 / -1

Might as well just be a leftist, while you're at it, they seem to get satisfaction being evil too.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except that your nasty, manipulative client was going to call and screw me over eventually, anyway. Earlier is better.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again, thanks for making things easier with the adulterous behavior. Hope it was worth it.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lawyer would know how no-fault divorce works.

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hookers and blow!