298 Relationship problems. (media.patriots.win) posted 37 days ago by Clabber 37 days ago by Clabber +299 / -1 29 comments share 29 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (29) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 9 ▼ – Jaqen 9 points 37 days ago +10 / -1 Hi, I’m your wife’s new lawyer. We’ll be taking your kids, house, car, boat and half of your future earnings now. Thanks for making it so easy for us. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Barbs 10 points 37 days ago +10 / -0 If the choice is between having sex and watching Gossip Girl then they probably don’t have kids, they have cats. How much is half a cat worth? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Comingupblank 12 points 37 days ago +12 / -0 $4.99 with rice and an egg roll at China wok permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Jaqen 3 points 37 days ago +3 / -0 However much cat + half your future earnings is. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – RolandDelacroix 8 points 37 days ago +9 / -1 I mean, this happens if the man cheats or not. Might as well have the satisfaction too. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Jaqen 2 points 37 days ago +3 / -1 Might as well just be a leftist, while you're at it, they seem to get satisfaction being evil too. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SteelMongoose 2 points 37 days ago +2 / -0 Except that your nasty, manipulative client was going to call and screw me over eventually, anyway. Earlier is better. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Jaqen 2 points 37 days ago +2 / -0 Again, thanks for making things easier with the adulterous behavior. Hope it was worth it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SteelMongoose 2 points 37 days ago +2 / -0 A lawyer would know how no-fault divorce works. permalink parent save report block reply
Hi, I’m your wife’s new lawyer. We’ll be taking your kids, house, car, boat and half of your future earnings now.
Thanks for making it so easy for us.
If the choice is between having sex and watching Gossip Girl then they probably don’t have kids, they have cats. How much is half a cat worth?
$4.99 with rice and an egg roll at China wok
However much cat + half your future earnings is.
I mean, this happens if the man cheats or not. Might as well have the satisfaction too.
Might as well just be a leftist, while you're at it, they seem to get satisfaction being evil too.
Except that your nasty, manipulative client was going to call and screw me over eventually, anyway. Earlier is better.
Again, thanks for making things easier with the adulterous behavior. Hope it was worth it.
A lawyer would know how no-fault divorce works.