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signature226 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's twice I've heard him use the "don't jump!" line.

If you have an elevated position over POTATUS, he will always talk you out of suicide.

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve heard it three times as I recall. All of them seem to be serious not quite joking. I have to wonder if there’s a time early on in his life when he tried to talk someone out of jumping and he is reverting back to those memories.

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KarenKarenKaren 1 point ago +1 / -0

All his jokes are from back in sophomore year in high school- that’s as far as he developed mentally, spiritually, and emotionally

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

And if POTATUS is in the presence of, or hears mention of, anyone under the age of 12 he will always talk about how he “likes kids more than people.”

sniff

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have an elevated position

Don't try it, Anakin, I have the high ground!