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ShittersFull 5 points ago +5 / -0

Women and lefties are gonna ruin coding too. Already started.

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

"we feel that binary is too restrictive... so we've developed multitransbinaryfluid coding... unfortunately we've been unsuccessful getting it to work with the most basic of functionality but we're determined to bring diverse and gender liberal coding to the world by 2035!"

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luckily, unless you're fluent in both Java and Klingon, your coding language has to make sense.

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svartchimpans 2 points ago +2 / -0

The amount of SJW bullshit that goes on in coding these days is disgusting.

Circulating manifestos about including Transgenders in coding, and shaming projects into signing it. Throwing out the biggest contributors on projects by canceling them. Renaming "master" code to "main" code to not offend slaves (KEK) etc. It is getting toxic in there.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once got cautioned at work by saying in a meeting, "Good luck. I've sent e-mails to her before and it was like I sent them to a black hole."

The recipient of my e-mails is a black woman, but that had nothing to do with my "insensitive" comment. She's just a lazy bitch that won't respond to e-mail.

Or now that I think about it, maybe I said that I sent those e-mails to a black whore - who knows? In any case, answer the damn e-mails, woman!