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pushbackv2 283 points ago +284 / -1

The balls on this guy.

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leakmouth 131 points ago +131 / -0

Bigger than Big Mike’s

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CorradoSoprano 65 points ago +65 / -0

That's yuge!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 70 points ago +70 / -0

Hijacking to post archive. Newsweek can go to hell.

https://archive.is/5WDPt

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Phishhed44 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yep...they can eat a bag o’ dix.

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LiTe 13 points ago +13 / -0

yeah fuck these democrat trashcans

'Lindell, a proponent of the baseless theory that the 2020 presidential was "stolen" from former President Donald Trump,'

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Robiscore98 12 points ago +12 / -0

Any source that says "baseless" or "false" claims are already in the can for the establishment. Why can't you use non-framing words and present the information without spinning it

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KaliyugaNavigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

That ship sailed so long ago fren

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FinishTheBorderWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are truckloads (literally) of evidence that the election was stolen. You know it’s fake news when they slip in their weasel words.

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

archive version most appreciated, thank you

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Arwyn3x 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top KEK sis gooey duck!!!!! <3 MAGA2021

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Uncle___Rico 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's a bold statement.

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Barrysstash 12 points ago +12 / -0

Obama doesn’t believe it but I bet Obama is also scared it’s true

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barry stashes Big Mikes peen in his cock-wallet.

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KaliyugaNavigator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bottom Barry

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like 'No Bottom Barry'. Big Mike is hung. I'm a little jealous. Fuck that guy.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry is definitely a bottom

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +5 / -1

At this point bigger than Trump’s

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TrumpWonByALandslide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit!

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fazzman23 21 points ago +21 / -0

hes either insane or belongs on mount Olympus

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes and yes.

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AnonUSA2020 6 points ago +10 / -4

cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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tootoo22 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's a new Sheriff in town 🔫 🌟

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigger than George Floyd's upper lip (but not both)

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americandrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know right?

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raptoris 198 points ago +199 / -1

Who would have thought that the person fighting the hardest would be the one making pillows.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 80 points ago +80 / -0

Not all heroes wear capes.

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trump2O2O 43 points ago +43 / -0

They do actually, pillowcase capes

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DJ_NeckFace 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sheets made with the world’s best cotton called Giza. Its long staple cotton makes it ultra-soft and breathable.

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terrapin1234 20 points ago +20 / -0

Are you referring to the region between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea, and the Nile River?

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

No he’s referring to Giza sheets. The first night you sleep on Giza sheets, you’ll never want to sleep on anything else.

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ZerroDefex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmm, we were needing some new ones anyway. Time to place an order.

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Promo code warroom saves $40

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BluesPower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't they put a knife up Khadaffi's ass right in the middle of the Giza region?

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Mc_TheDonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love those sheets!!

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Aoikaze2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

NO CAPES!

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 7 points ago +7 / -0

When old friends see me

"My God, you've gotten fat."

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Phishhed44 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was phat. Then I went on the Wesley Willis diet after I met him. “I’m sorry that I got phat, I’m sorry that I got phat, I’m sorry that I got phat, I will slim down” Now I’m slim.

https://youtu.be/IAtKcwew8zY

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everybody stay away from the Rock N Roll McDonald's!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo

"McDonald's will make you fat. They will put pounds on you."

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Phishhed44 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome. Saw him in Milwaukee at a small bar before he died. It was insane...like he was. His band The Fiasco was ok but I saw him solo and those shows were much better. Back before the world got crazier than he never imagined. His Chicago street art is cool too.

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GodBless 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never thought I’d see anything Wesley Willis related here lol. We have the greatest tastes, don’t we, folks? Years ago, I bought a WW greatest hits cd in a Philly record shop. Opened it up and inside was a copy of one of his drawings and it’s signed. Still have it hanging up to this day

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's cool, I'm sure it was a truly unforgettable experience. I first heard a few of his songs like "I Whupped Batman's Ass", "Rock N Roll McDonald's", and "O.J. Simpson" when a friend played them for me a long time ago. His songs made me laugh my ass off, of course, but I didn't know his whole story, just that he was some "crazy guy" from Chicago that liked to make music with his keyboard. It's been years since I've listened to him, but something as unique as his songs is something I've never forgotten. When I saw your comment, the phrase "McDonald's is the place to rock" popped back into my head, so I looked up the song again, and looked up a little more about him. I saw that there are a few documentaries about him on youtube, so I'll have to check those out. It would be interesting, to say the least, to hear what he would be singing about today. I hope he's on the greatest "joyride" ever with Jesus now!

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

MyPillow - Guaranteed To Be The Most Comfortable Pillow You'll Ever Own

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Boniface 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some build businesses

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TrumpAndGodWin 26 points ago +26 / -0

Pinochet Pillowchet will put the commies to sleep.

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FAQ-REDDIT 19 points ago +19 / -0

Never judge a man by his pillow. That is the lesson I learned from Mile.

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Traiya 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wake up America! ...and buy more pillows.

Always amused me. We need America to wake up, but our most based businessman is a pillow salesman.

We need more to be like Mike.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 1 point ago +1 / -0

I made some images for "business cards" you can print out and leave in stores and other public places for people to find.

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE 2020 ELECTION? - WATCH "ABSOLUTE PROOF" TO FIND OUT! - These are REDPILL "BUSINESS CARDS" You Can Print Out and Leave In Stores and Public Places!!! Includes Link and Scannable QR Code to MIKE LINDELL'S Election Fraud VIDEO!

https://patriots.win/p/12hRLamKIb/what-really-happened-in-the-2020/c/

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Support Our BASED BUDDY MIKE LINDELL By Printing These Anti-Censorship "BUSINESS CARDS" and Leaving Them Inside Stores That Banned MYPILLOW! (Such as Bed Bath & Beyond, Kohl's, and Kroger-owned stores)

https://patriots.win/p/11SKGhmy0K/myredpillow-support-our-based-bu/c/

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JOE BIDEN JUST KILLED 70,000 JOBS AND MADE GAS PRICES GO UP BY KILLING KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE - MISS TRUMP YET? - These are REDPILL "BUSINESS CARDS" You Can Print Out and Leave In Stores and Public Places!!! Includes Links to Election Fraud Info Websites!!!

https://patriots.win/p/12hR2ug1jR/joe-biden-just-killed-70000-jobs/c/

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Keep spreading messages IN REAL LIFE to bypass the fake news media and commie social media censorship! More and more people are waking up every day!!!

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until you see what he can do with those pillows...

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sordfysh 128 points ago +129 / -1

That's not quite what he said.

He said that if criminals come forward, he can help them get reduced sentences.

Newsweek is changing the wording intentionally to seem batshit crazy.

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WU_HAN_FRU 39 points ago +39 / -0

That’s their default M.O.

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Imransgarage 20 points ago +20 / -0

Gotta say I like that headline myself.

Surrender yourself to the Pillow Man, treasonites!!!

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PlanTruster 8 points ago +9 / -1

How? Leniency in Pillow Court?

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sordfysh 6 points ago +6 / -0

By testifying to the character of said witness, especially to the prosecutor that eventually takes on the case.

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PlanTruster 2 points ago +5 / -3

So Mike is offering to become a character witness for someone he doesn’t know if they approach him first and admit their crimes. Pillow Court sounds like a silly place

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ALargeRock 2 points ago +2 / -0

A witness to someone coming forward and admitting they done fucked up. He will then do the Christian thing and try to help that person find Jesus and redemption.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +8 / -7

Either way, it's still larping.

Put up or shut up .. tired of the hand job with no release.

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sordfysh 11 points ago +11 / -0

When the based pillow merchant is working to jerk you off and literally everyone else here, you're going to have to be patient.

If it's a job worth doing that isn't getting done to your satisfaction, you should consider doing it yourself.

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russianbot4673 -1 points ago +1 / -2

lindel also promised trump would remain in office. how did that turn out? i do remember all the people that snorted his pixie dust were in here calling the smart people who turned out to be right, 'doomers'. for pointing out that everything in the world was rigged against trump and there had been no court victories, basically nothing favorable that in any way created any kind of momentum or reason to believe trump could remain. we tried to tell people but we got called names. for being smarter than the people who just wanted to live in a fantasy world. i wonder how many of those people calling 'doomer' at everyone who didn't huff mike lindel's crazy glue have come to terms with the fact that they were kind of idiots for falling for all that shit?

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russianbot4673 0 points ago +1 / -1

well he did also say that trump was 100% going to remain in office back in january, and that was batshit crazy, soooo....

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 85 points ago +87 / -2

Fuck Newsweek

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +15 / -3

They are Fox 2.0z

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Yams_are_better 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're thinking of Newsmax. Newsweek is blatantly leftwing.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

I stand corrected

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, screw Newsmax too. They censored Mike Lindell.

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julianleroux 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fox is blatantly left-wing too, so not entirely wrong ....

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fox is blatantly old guard neocon globalist establishment.

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julianleroux 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes exactly ....so left-wing

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Free trade is squarely within the domain of American conservatism. Trump is an exception to Republican orthodoxy on economics.

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dakin116 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not sure why this is downvoted

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DragonEnergyDick 2 points ago +3 / -1

The user is being mass downvoted by shills using alts.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +2 / -1

You have at least 2, so I'm counteracting them by providing an updoot.

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dakin116 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice, on someone’s shit list , I’m jealous

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partly_asian-_- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha you really do have a bot downvoting you. All your posts instantly get 9 downvotes. Statistics are math and math is the best science. Stats don’t lie and they say Trump won bigly .

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zroheroz 33 points ago +33 / -0

Fuck yeah he said it. I'm going to go buy another pillow. And give it to liberal... Get rektd libtards

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FuckGovernment 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're not liberals. Why do you call communists by their preferred names.

A true liberal, for example, would not force you to wear a mask or shut down your business.

They call you a far right wing extremist white supremacist nazi fascist. Your response? You call them......liberal? For fuck sakes people

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stucklikegluetoMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. This is such an important distinction we need to make. I refuse to refer to them as liberals, as they are anything but. We need to replace “Liberal” with “Leftist” (or commie, or socialist, whichever you prefer. Just stop using “Liberal”)!

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humble_kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal dose of gibs, but that's about it.

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genoze 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bought 2x premium pillows, 2x Giza sheets, 2x Giza pillow cases, and his book. We need to support people like Mike as much as possible!

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TrumpAndGodWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

With an NPC pillowcase

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russianbot4673 0 points ago +1 / -1

he also said trump was 100% going to remain in office back in january. but you're correct, these radical claims that keep never coming true probably do help him keep selling more pillows....

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 31 points ago +32 / -1

Pillow-sized balls on this guy.

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DJT_JR6544 13 points ago +13 / -0

This dude has got some pillows!

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sometimesme 26 points ago +26 / -0

wtf lol

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GwynethMjukmane 20 points ago +20 / -0

Glad someone is doing something about the steal. What a shitshow

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HeavyMetalPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

The GOP has "moved on", expect that to be their 2022 campaign platform.

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CoreyAnder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now they just complain about what the Democrats are doing, but still have their jobs. Let’s see how that works out next election when many conservatives decide to stay home.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dominion never stays home. We'll just see if RINOs can get their piece of the fraud action.

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BlackBread 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is why we love this dude❤️

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doug2 14 points ago +15 / -1

Wow. Reading between the commie propaganda and focusing on his words alone... big promises here

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GodKingHarambe 14 points ago +14 / -0

“I’ll lock you up in Pillow Prison and make you my Giza Dream Bitch!”

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

#THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!

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airborne3502 2 points ago +2 / -0

See that Bears game last week?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 12 points ago +12 / -0

This man is a fucking WARRIOR!

I've never been so happy to support someone (especially when their products are AMAZING)!

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Charizard 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're already trying, his products are dropped by like 20 store chains

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CoreyAnder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s time to start posting this information publicly. Names and addresses.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, many have made lists, I assure you.

I've actually seen them posted before; names of the "problem children".

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

The leader we need

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BS2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

he no doubt has HUGE balls -- I just hope they're not full of hot air. Though saying that, I don't exactly know what balls are filled with lol

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Spez-Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's his own patented fill material :D he fluffs up in the dryer when necessary.

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Yeow 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Patented Fill Material" it is!!!

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baby batter. 👶 Do not waste.

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REDMARAUDER 8 points ago +8 / -0

We found our VP?

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Greg867 4 points ago +4 / -0

This

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FinishTheBorderWall 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES. Enough with the career-politicians infiltrating Trump’s inner circle. We need someone like Mike Lindell. He is more than capable. He turned his life around and went from crack addict to CEO.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Newsweek article: "Lindell, a proponent of the baseless theory that the 2020 presidential was "stolen" from former President Donald Trump..."

Please use an archive site so that we don't give these cocksuckers clicks.

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hunterhiden 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lindell 2024

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BowelSharpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Del, where's your other hand?. Thank GOD our legitimate GEOTUS still has a cadre of fearless warriors battling for him! God bless this man! His commercials are annoying as hell but I love him and, as a 19-years-sober dude myself, admire his life story as well.

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REDMARAUDER 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Baseless" is an opinion. I thought journalists weren't supposed to take sides outside of editorials?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

They aren't journalists. I thought people learned this already.

Stating opinion (or blatant lie) as fact is how propaganda works.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, FUCK Newsweek.

 

"Lindell, a proponent of the baseless theory that the 2020 presidential was "stolen" from former President Donald Trump, "

 

Put those fuckers on the "do not share direct link archive instead" list.

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deplorablebot 5 points ago +5 / -0

"baseless theory" my ass! Fuck Newsweek!

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know how this works. They say it enough times and it becomes true.

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mainsoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

The media is so horrible, they have no idea that Mike has 1000 times more credibility than they do while they arrogantly lie about him and pretend we don't know they are lying.

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Joesf23 4 points ago +5 / -1

Does this guy know something we dont?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what I keep wondering...

He and Lin Wood are acting invincible, even though it seems like the country is going to Hell.

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Joesf23 3 points ago +4 / -1

They are either being misled big time, OR they have some secret inside scoop on habbenings. I just dont want this to be tick tock 2.0 where we have to keep waiting for nothing to occur as the dems continue to roll us.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

If there IS a plan (realistically possible), it is a LONG-HAULER, similar to the Cabal's plans.

There is definitely turmoil within the government, make no mistake. We just need to ensure the sick fucking criminals, who conspired to destroy us over DECADES, are held accountable.

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793D 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao you think this is tick tock 2.0?

This is tick tock 48.9

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Joesf23 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hannity alone had at least 396 tick tocks before 2018.

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

MIKE LINDELL FOR THE WIN!!!!!

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REDMARAUDER 4 points ago +4 / -0

75+ million Americans have your back. And we're the Americans with the guns

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EdBuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's made it! He's got "fuck you money"

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, there's the guillotine.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +2 / -0

election officials really don't get it

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

They believe their actions were warranted. Filthy scum.

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just tell them they won't be getting a MyPillow in their prison cell and they'll all confess.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can definitely arrange this if they confess!

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Margeshrimpson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like THE REAL MIKE.

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Greg867 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean you don't wanna fuck big mike? REEEEEE

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PillowFightWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! They keep claiming election fraud as "unsubstantial claim" when overwhelming evidence of fraud has already been presented countless times! How much evidence do these people need before they accept it as actual fact? Do they need a pile of evidence the size of an entire galaxy with absolute proof on every one of them before they can actually consider it as evidence?

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PodunkTexas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump / Lindell in 2024

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LoneWulf 3 points ago +3 / -0

It makes perfect sense. No judge in this country is going to allow a patriot to sue. You need to get the bad guys to sue you. Ingenious!

Mike is going to be the one to break this thing wide open. Who'd have thunk?

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614Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta hand it to Mike because his pillows are amazing!

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Furshezil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this guy!

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wearetruthseekers 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Baseless, baseless, baseless, baseless" --Project Mockingbird

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad he's trying but what has Trump said about him lately? I recall lots of people being touted as "insiders" recently in that confusing cluster screw of an election.

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anon09 3 points ago +3 / -0

"a proponent of the baseless theory that the 2020 presidential was "stolen" from former President Donald Trump," baseless... you keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breh 😂

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy brings a pillow to a knife fight.

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Sgtt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol biden can barely speak and newsweek calls his claims baseless. Such cucks

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Ogbob44 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Kiss the ring, and I may show you Clemency”....(unzips pants)

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Robiscore98 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHA insane balls. Part of me feels like he's going off the deep end and maybe misinterpreting the things he has but part of me wants to see where this goes

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AZTrumpette1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

They reached out for comment and what? Did they not like what he had to say to them so they didn't publish it. Normally news will say the reached out for comment and had not heard back. Not in this case

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LibertadNoEsGratis 2 points ago +2 / -0

F ing A Mike you are One Of a Kind. GO FOR IT AND CRUSHHHHH THEM.

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QuietSpark 2 points ago +2 / -0

The idea that the election was stolen isn’t a “baseless theory” it is a STATISTICAL FACT.

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PowTimesTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's even trying to help criminals sleep easier. What a guy.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

May the Lord bless this man abundantly and restore him ten fold.

Ohhh and Mike where are my pillows? I ordered them like a month ago. 🤔

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BluesPower 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Populist vs Globalist war will be won in a pillow fight