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MythArcana 148 points ago +148 / -0

Mr. Potato Crackhead?

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Hanging_Chad -69 points ago +15 / -84

Mr. Mike Lindell?

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Girthquakes 58 points ago +58 / -0

Plot twist: That's an upper lip, not a mustache

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Efrum 10 points ago +11 / -1

I laughed harder than I should have...thanks for the mustache ride.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

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Efrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You're gonna feel a little pinch"

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King_Boobus_Toobus 2 points ago +2 / -0

George Kirby

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Joesf23 36 points ago +38 / -2

False: Lindell did crack cocaine and did NOT eat an entire bag of drugs.

Edit: Yes. Mike liked crack, then found god. True story, look it up.

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ShyRipley 46 points ago +47 / -1

Also, Lindell redeemed himself through the power of God and became a based Pillow Merchant.

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Jmricht 19 points ago +19 / -0

Huh. Both Minnesota stories.

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Wrexxis780 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, Lindell isn’t a rotted corpse.

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16BeatsAOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

. . . in a golden casket. That 24/7 news of a dead felon's multi-city tour made me sick.

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Modernturnkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't really give a shit what drugs people do, as long as they understand and accept the toll when the time comes.

As far as I know, lindell didn't violently break into a pregnant woman's home, and steal her belongings while pointing a firearm and threatening to kill her.

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pente1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

Mike lived to tell his tale.

George OD'd

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Hanging_Chad 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fentanyl Floyd was a COVID death

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Arc-Angel 11 points ago +11 / -0

No Schiff.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watermelon head.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deceased faggot. Good riddance.

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Girthquakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like he's auditioning to join The Aquabats.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he wasn't. Covid isn't on his death cert. He tested positive but that's it.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you die and test positive, then COVID killed you

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +6 / -2

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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Diesel59Doctor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Frank Reagan

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YaBoiJacob 110 points ago +110 / -0

Fentanyl Floyd

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anon1011101 37 points ago +37 / -0

George Kirby

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Girthquakes 19 points ago +19 / -0

Floyd Taylor

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Hedonismbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it worthy of his name?

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Joesf23 16 points ago +17 / -1

Ate those drugs like fucking Pac Man

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x-irradiance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun-to-kneel-on Floyd

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Double_Beagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

He waz kangz n shiet. May he rest in power. 🙏🏿

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JohnCocktoasten 54 points ago +54 / -0

Mr Fentanyl Head

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weaponized_frogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

rofl

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HelloUncleDonny [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

I can't brief

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Arc-Angel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Iz cans breeze.

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genghis_khek 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't Sneeeeeeeed!

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't queef.

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Arc-Angel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trans women queef too

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Bball-gurl 36 points ago +36 / -0

Kek

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pushbackv2 33 points ago +34 / -1

Fentanasal Floyd

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fentastic !

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FireCrotchPsaki 27 points ago +27 / -0

Pink Floyd

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Skogin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Black Floyd

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horsefacestorm 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was thinking Grateful Dead

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Definitely, rollin in them gibs.

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Ameronaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is he the one whose mom used the gofundme money to buy a $200,000 car or am I thinking of someone else?

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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ProfessorOak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think that was breonna taylor if I'm not mistaken.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I think it was her

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JuneofOz17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder what they did with all that money ??? Did they claim it on their tax return????

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Arc-Angel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Id like to get some sleep before I travel...

But if you got a warrant, I guess you all can come in...

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

All a friend can say is, "Ain't it a shame?"

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Pink Floyd - Black Floyd" sounds like the opening line in a fascinating Dr. Seuss book.

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cyanic floyd

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KuzoKevin 24 points ago +24 / -0

Saint Geoflo, Martyr of the Burning Cities.

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Arc-Angel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Patron of overdoses

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weaponized_frogs 6 points ago +6 / -0

loooooooool

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RememberKosciuszko 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Prodigy - Breathe starts playing

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Psycho

Psycho

Psychosomatic - Attic - INSANE

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Redditcensorsyouandi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im not for sure but I think its "addict" not "attic"

Im a lot more certain that fentanyl killed Georgie.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bats in the belfry = Attic INSANE!!!

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Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could see that too, who knows

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, you are correct. 💀

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

George probably enjoyed cranking up "Smack My Bitch Up" while he was robbing pregnant women, so there's that.

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RememberKosciuszko 2 points ago +2 / -0

He surely was a firestarter sometimes

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ShadowInv 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the whole Crystal Method rapper guy that went by the name Nosey in "The Name of the Game."

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RememberKosciuszko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crystal Meth OD

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Callin’ all freaks now!

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tekillila 19 points ago +19 / -0

The country is George Floyd, and the politicians are Fentanyl.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump was the police, just trying to do his job and deal with an out of control country, but people got offended with how he was doing it.

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck did someone like George Floyd get his hands on Fentanyl that's made all the way over their in China?

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude was a bouncer at a club. Probably lots of drugs being sold in and around that club, so he'd be in the know about who to see to get it. Hell, he might have gotten it free from the local pusher, in exchange for turning a blind eye to drug sales in da club.

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Jabblemonkey1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It comes across the border, from CHYNA.

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Schiff

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Aoikaze2000 17 points ago +17 / -0

Let me breathe first....

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BIG_TUNA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nose Mouth, rest in power.

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Okieshartpostdoke 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lmao wow savage

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BingusCombat 14 points ago +15 / -1

he do be only a nose and lips tho

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muhlum24 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mr Potato Head?

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loric4882 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't believe we're gonna have another year about this guy

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Wexit-Delecto 13 points ago +13 / -0

It'll keep happening, forever, until we finally address the cultural issues that lead to glorification of shitty criminal scum.

A gold fucking casket, are you for serious?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

A gold fucking WHAT??!

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Peppers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, good point. I forgot about that abomination of a "funeral"

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JuneofOz17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t he have three funerals ???

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do you think the democrats buried him in a golden casket?

He’s the golden calf

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

Christ, they actually did...

Please, Almighty God, free us of this lunacy 🙏

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Flood intensifies

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MondayCoupleIsDead 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the Burger Kang.

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ModelMinority 11 points ago +11 / -0

Criminal Floyd.

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UndercoverInCA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Heisenberg

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Clydeen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Schrodinger's Lip

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Formerlurker92 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ooooo you are gonna trigger some lurkers with this one

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guitarmastershredder 10 points ago +10 / -0

SHEEIT DAS GEORGE FLOYD

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BlueKentuckyGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way Man!

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farstriderr 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can't tell if that's a mustache or an upper lip.

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Zskills 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

BOTH

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SpezLovesHisBull 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not sure. Maybe the nose knows?

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joggerman

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Les_Deplorables 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ican T. Breathe

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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vortex01 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nose

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Dckman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shieeeeeeeeeeet

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No_cucks 8 points ago +9 / -1

Mr Sober for 8 months?

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svlem 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dr. Cain Breeve. PhD in Quantum Crackling and an MBA in Oxygen monopolization.

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Primaryteddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every single mural/painting of George Floyd ever. Make his lips and nose as gigantic as possible. I don’t understand how they just make him so unflattering even though they essentially revere him...

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Post-Modernism. Good is bad, bad is good, tradition is oppressive, etc etc.

The point of modern "art"/architecture is to make "the work" look as bad as possible by traditional standards, which forces onlookers to jump through various hoops of mental-gymnastics to appear "cultured enough to understand the artiste's motivations" etc. It actually looks like hammered dogshit but Limousine Liberals will commit vulgar displays of flounce to virtue-signal about its supposed "artistic merit." Moar fun with that here. (PJW Red Pill video, 8mins)

>The savage video I linked deals with modern "art" rather than the jogger-graffiti passed off as "art" that has popped up in recent years glorifying/canonizing various deceased failed arrest-resistors/police-attackers.

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WhiteTrashJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

After the impeachment failed and people stopped caring about covid last May, Nancy and Schumer made some calls and they found the most aggressively negroid person the possible could. Another prerequisite was that he had to be a huge piece of shit, and they arkancided him. You noticed Ahmaud Arbery was first and even imo more incriminating for the people who killed him, but it wasn’t obviously bullshit enough for riots based on that to make white people pissed, which was the goal. Hence 9 gold casket funerals

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loveshock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Feorge Gloyd

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JaoBiZen 7 points ago +7 / -0

The dad from Cloudy and Achance of Meatballs?

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nrjk1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn good reference.

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c0mpl3x 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jogger

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guys stop disrespecting George Kirby

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ProudConservativeNY 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can’t breaf

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Keep_on_winning_kag 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought it was mr potato head not Floyd.

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao why is this shit so funny

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

St. George The Non-Compliant.

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TraumaHotel 5 points ago +5 / -0

KIRBY!

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CynicalTwit22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Floyd Maywither

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Chopper_Dave 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probopass?

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EazyRedOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

lip sniffer?

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OldGreg 4 points ago +4 / -0

NOSE GOES.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

The nose knows. I’m not touching this, but up doots all around! LOL

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doug2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Das rawciss

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BlackBread 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what nightmares are made of where’s my cry closet

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FCUK_REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

He done smoked that top lip BLACK.

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Reborned20 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was taken out with a pinhead size dose of Fentanyl.

you know the rest. and the rest is:

He was a Drug Dealer in TX, they mysteriously got relocated to MN, then drives a Lexux and worked at the same Bar with Derek Chauvin who was a crisis actor at the Boston Marathon Bombing.(I saw the video) and then

Floyd and Chavin were said to be NATO Arms Traffickers at that Bar called The Bar El Nuevo Rodeo club in Minneapolis, was reported to be a NATO Arms and CIA Drug Clearinghouse by George Webb Sweigart on YouTune, on one of 4000 videos before he got banned 4 months before the election. There were cargo containers of weapons sent in to Minneapolis by from the NATO (Benassi Crime Family), for, you guessed it again, DRUG DEALERS !

and Yes, it gets better, Mattie Benassi as reported by George Webb Swiegart on YouTube before he got banned, was in the Wuhan Military Olympic Games in 2019 in September and collapsed of a strange Pneumonia that caused her to collapse in the Olympic Bike Race and had to be hospitalized. She was Covid19 Patient ZERO !

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HelloUncleDonny [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was on an episode of Judge Judy also. He was a fuck up at age 16 also

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wut? Is all this real?

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Reborned20 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first sentence is real, He died of Fentanyl, he took himself out ?

The rest of the sentences are real, I watched the George Webb reports on YouTube. Why do you think YouTube would ban him and delete his videos?

Did you read the news reports Floyd lived in Texas and made an armed robbery of a pregnant woman ?

Tell me what you believe and what you don't believe,

I am just curious.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've just never seen all this, despite keeping up here pretty well since day 1. George Webb is a restaurant, lol

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Reborned20 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/JivOfe4z18V4/

he worked at McAffee as a software developer

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NoNewFrens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sneed

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Scumbag-reddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

George, George, George of the fentyl stoned as he can be-----watch out for that knee!

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weezysweasel 3 points ago +3 / -0

FRYLOCK, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force