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Hanging_Chad -69 points ago +15 / -84

Mr. Mike Lindell?

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Girthquakes 58 points ago +58 / -0

Plot twist: That's an upper lip, not a mustache

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Efrum 10 points ago +11 / -1

I laughed harder than I should have...thanks for the mustache ride.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

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Efrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You're gonna feel a little pinch"

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Joesf23 36 points ago +38 / -2

False: Lindell did crack cocaine and did NOT eat an entire bag of drugs.

Edit: Yes. Mike liked crack, then found god. True story, look it up.

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ShyRipley 46 points ago +47 / -1

Also, Lindell redeemed himself through the power of God and became a based Pillow Merchant.

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Jmricht 19 points ago +19 / -0

Huh. Both Minnesota stories.

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Wrexxis780 18 points ago +18 / -0

Also, Lindell isn’t a rotted corpse.

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16BeatsAOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

. . . in a golden casket. That 24/7 news of a dead felon's multi-city tour made me sick.

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Modernturnkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't really give a shit what drugs people do, as long as they understand and accept the toll when the time comes.

As far as I know, lindell didn't violently break into a pregnant woman's home, and steal her belongings while pointing a firearm and threatening to kill her.

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pente1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

Mike lived to tell his tale.

George OD'd

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Hanging_Chad 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fentanyl Floyd was a COVID death

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Arc-Angel 11 points ago +11 / -0

No Schiff.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watermelon head.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he wasn't. Covid isn't on his death cert. He tested positive but that's it.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you die and test positive, then COVID killed you

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +6 / -2

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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Diesel59Doctor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Frank Reagan