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CreepFast 386 points ago +390 / -4

Assume all major cities are blue spots. Look for small towns

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spezisacuckold 176 points ago +177 / -1

Statistically speaking if a jurisdiction has at least 800 people per square mile in terms of population density, the jurisdiction will more likely than not vote Democrat.

So basically every city.

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Isolated_Patriot 90 points ago +90 / -0

It's also just the nature of the collectivism disease. Once the actual labor that goes into making your life work is no longer visible in your daily life, you start to lose what's left of your connection to the rest of humanity.

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MuricaQThroatpuncher 22 points ago +22 / -0

Also comes from the diversity disaster. People from different tribes occupying the same land aren't as invested in building a community up, so they're more likely to accept people who say the government will do it for them.

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independentbystander 14 points ago +14 / -0

Once the actual labor that goes into making your life work is no longer visible in your daily life, you start to lose what's left of your connection to the rest of humanity.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

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SurfingUSA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dominion also put some of the cheat in the rural areas, tweaking Trump votes into Biden votes just enough to barely escape notice.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 13 points ago +13 / -0

I still can't get over how those smug pieces of shit used that name while handing commie tyrants DOMINION over the world.

They need to BURN.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of Dominion and US Geography, Dominion World Headquarters is located in Palm Beach County, Florida.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

When do we start excommunicating these bullshit tabulators?

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goldkeyboardwarrior 65 points ago +65 / -0

I think Oklahoma was the only state where not a single county voted for Clinton or Biden during the last two elections. That gives me great hope for Oklahoma City and Tulsa being two of the only major cities in the country that are based. Even Texas has Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio.

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OzarkianTrumper 28 points ago +29 / -1

NOT TRUE ... OK City proper is a shithole of leftism ... but fortunately there are enough burbs to outweigh those dicks.
Just gotta dodge honorific tornadoes and TONS of Muh BabyDaddies in both OKC and Tulsa ... hoards and hoards.
Why do you think "Cops LIVE" was broadcast from Tulsa every week for 4 years ... TONS of COP action chasing all them BabyDaddies!!!

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Lonnie62 3 points ago +3 / -0

You ain’t shiting about those Tornadoes. Saw a monster once when visiting. I left and have never been back! Yep, scared the shit out of us!!!!

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kd5ywa 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was still 49.2/48.1 in Trump's favor for the last election. You didn't disprove a thing the guy said. And Tulsa was 56.5/40.1 in Trump's favor. Have you even looked at the numbers?

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LesboPregnancyScare 14 points ago +14 / -0

what about WV?

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goldkeyboardwarrior 24 points ago +24 / -0

I stand corrected, 100% of the counties in WV voted for Trump as well. They just need to vote out Manchin and put a MAGA Republican in his seat, and his impeachment votes should be the reason he doesn't get reelected.

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Gnometard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Avoid Morgantown and you're probably fine.

There's just no work in WV. I lived there until the manufacturing boom of Trump pulled me out of poverty

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DCdeplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ugh took a trip to harpers ferry a bit ago and its a disgusting leftist hellhole. I saw more blm signs per building than dc. But its not even a real town, i didnt get over to charles town a few miles down the road, maybe thats better? Ive also heard a lot of wv cities are college towns, so...

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me want to move west fren.

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bighomiebeenchillin -7 points ago +4 / -11

but bruh i swear every dashcam vid of oklahoma i see is just wheat farms and poor ass trash towns consisting of a main road and ur typical fast food joints lmao aint nobody tryna live there brah

plus why is there a L strip of land brah yall got swindled by da big t

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EdBuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck does this even mean?

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FAQ-REDDIT 11 points ago +11 / -0

That and avg 190ft x 190ft area per person. Or avg of 3 people living on two football fields.

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JESUSJUGS 6 points ago +7 / -1

Gross.

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

likely than not vote stuff the ballot box Democrat.

Politics in big cities is still as corrupt as the heyday of Tammany Hall.

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M_A_G_A_2020 85 points ago +88 / -3

This.

I am now trying to convince the wife to settle for country Utah or Oklahoma.

It mostly smells like cow shit but you can't put a price on tranquility and knowing that your kids can walk up to school without having to see weirdos masturbating and/or shooting heroin on the sidewalk.

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TheThreeSeashells 95 points ago +95 / -0

It mostly smells like cow shit

Have you smelled any city recently or anyone from a city? I'll take the cow shit.

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M_A_G_A_2020 47 points ago +47 / -0

That is a fair point.

I will take cow shit over a drug addict's piss any day.

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KMacsBinder 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Artek 17 points ago +17 / -0

I hear they shit in the streets like animals.

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GravityBounce1976 14 points ago +14 / -0

In San Fransisco you get to smell human shit. So, there's that.

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DomTullipso 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's all the bum piss

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great name.

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xBigCoffinHunter 8 points ago +9 / -1

There’s something very refreshing about the waft of manure floating in the window. I grew up with a cow pasture behind my house and I guess I got used to it

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Basileus 8 points ago +8 / -0

George Costanza?

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Gnometard 3 points ago +3 / -0

It reminds me of my grandparents, they had a small farm and I spent entire summers there

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Jeffersonian_Man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah all those good farm smells. Long as it ain't chicken shit, that does wear out its welcome fast.

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lawlady1776 39 points ago +40 / -1

Cow shit and horseshit smell really isn't that bad. It's chicken shit and pig shit. Cow and horse is kinda earthy.

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TinyOxKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Live in a chicken area, can confirm.

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BasedTemplar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably all the grass and grains they eat.

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Defender110 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in an agricultural area of a farming state. It bothered me when I first got here but you get used to it, for sure. I don't even notice it anymore.

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TheDTOMDon 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’ve been pining for a place I could spruce up like that. Good place to put down some roots and never want to leave.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 11 points ago +11 / -0

How many kids do you have dad ?

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IBentMyWookie 9 points ago +9 / -0

That joke was sappy.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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ouvrez_les_yeux 10 points ago +10 / -0

Moved cross-country (Maryland to Washington) last year. Drove through Arkansas-northwest Arkansas is the most beautiful area of the country I've ever seen.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worth reading on the topic. Know your history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_empire

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BurtMcGirt 33 points ago +33 / -0

That's just Mitt Romney you are smelling.

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MasonJoe777 10 points ago +10 / -0

Steer clear of Lawton.

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conservativeyuppie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've heard very interesting tales about Lawton from an Army grunt vet friend of mine.

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MasonJoe777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. When I was at Sill one of my buddies was a Lawton cop. He told me there were like six gangs there. True shithole.

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Defender110 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lawton is a dump but you don't have to go that far out of town to get to some really pretty areas.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wichita Mountains... buffalo, elk and feral longhorn cattle. Quite a sight.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was living there when this happened.

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fthecoup 11 points ago +12 / -1

And remember the white woke mayor at the time demanded “white supremacists and racists” not come to Knoxville to protest against this most heinous, disgusting and revolting of all black violent animal crimes.

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WU_HAN_FRU 9 points ago +9 / -0

Worst crime I've ever heard about in my life.

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dakin116 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember this and the national media barely covering it. I don’t know how the young ladies’ dad kept his composure

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Fap-Meister 6 points ago +6 / -0

Without a university in the small town.

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NoCensorshipzpleez 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not Sydney Australia. That's where I would go.

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Femprep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, I just laughed at this. Hope you weren’t serious.