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CreepFast 386 points ago +390 / -4

Assume all major cities are blue spots. Look for small towns

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M_A_G_A_2020 85 points ago +88 / -3

This.

I am now trying to convince the wife to settle for country Utah or Oklahoma.

It mostly smells like cow shit but you can't put a price on tranquility and knowing that your kids can walk up to school without having to see weirdos masturbating and/or shooting heroin on the sidewalk.

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TheThreeSeashells 95 points ago +95 / -0

It mostly smells like cow shit

Have you smelled any city recently or anyone from a city? I'll take the cow shit.

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DomTullipso 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's all the bum piss