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Legit (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by SteelWolf87 ago by SteelWolf87 +732 / -0
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smokey707x 6 points ago +6 / -0

Except Mexico will put you in prison for illegally staying and good luck surviving a Mexican prison as a white guy

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MakinBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the requirements to get citizenship there make ours look, well, stupid. I checked. Figured I'd like to beable to vote or retire there, mess up their country for a while.

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smokey707x 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya its not easy need proof of income and all sorts of shit

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

way different from my retirement plan when Trump was in office!

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alter step one: Claim you are illegal. Skip step 2 and 3.

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BigZilm 1 point ago +1 / -0

You son of a bitch. You did it. You really did it!

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TopperBlack 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 - Sell all assets

2 - Save whatever cash required, convert rest to BitCoin.

3 - Start new life winning as Carlos Esteves

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Slice 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't need to move to Mexico, just say you were already here and came across the border.