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EMP2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you for not posting the entire story in the screenshot. Those people gotta eat too :)

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KuzoKevin [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Always happy to generate clicks for The Babylon Bee, Judicial Watch, PJ Media, The Federalist, and other worthy sites.

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KuzoKevin [S] 41 points ago +44 / -3

Pure. Fucking. Gold.

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NoFucks2Give 30 points ago +30 / -0

Questions about things that were none of her business.

Gold? No. PLATINUM.

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RedPilledRaven 19 points ago +19 / -0

They’re afraid answering a question might further his dementia. He’s hanging on by a thread.

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

That is funny

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RabidZoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Some levity. Thank you Babylon Bee ❤

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EvilGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

The media really have painted themselves into a corner here because not covering that Biden is losing his fucking shit, is going to come out eventually. They can't play Weekend at Bernies forever. Eventually the corpse starts to reek.

Another big red pill incoming for normies and another stab wound in whatever is left of the MSM's credibility.

You can't spend 5 minutes in his presence and not realize he is unfit to be the leader of a McDonalds much less America.

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maga_mama_757 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised that there hasn't been at least one sane person to come forward and give an "anonymous source" interview about what biden is really like in the white house. There have got to be some crazy stories; I'm picturing him getting lost at night when he goes to take a piss and having to be guided back to bed.

The only one I've heard is about him almost falling in the fireplace and him not being allowed to tend the fire in the oval office anymore. (A "my sources" said story, but I tend to believe it. lol.)

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btntx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there still people in this country that don’t see this? My guess is they know but just don’t care. Same with the “totally legitimate” election.

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LoobintheToobin 6 points ago +6 / -0

none of her business Kek

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +6 / -1

More Human Than Human!

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Skogin 4 points ago +5 / -1

I am the jigsaw man

I turn the world around

with a skeleton hand

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, I am the ripper man A locomotion mind Love american style, yeah I am the nexus one I want more life fucker I ain't done, yeah!

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Cemlub 4 points ago +4 / -0

History will not look kindly on a senile, weak president.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Resident.

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NinjaPlease 4 points ago +4 / -0

So brave ... like Clint Eastwood in” In the line of Fire “

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Yeow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that when Champ bit him?

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fs92c 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of their best

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Beat_to_Quarters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I looked into if they were hiring writers and they actually made it so you had to pay THEM in order to write for them. They call it some kind of premium subscription service where they allow you to submit articles_ideas, or you can just pay once to have an article featured or something. I assume they have an original team of writers and get requests from other people about hiring, but instead of hiring, they want you to pay them for content you created. Lol what. Has anyone else seen that and looked into it on their facts/about page.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

You get to submit headline ideas as a premium subscriber. They'll write the article based on that.

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Beat_to_Quarters -1 points ago +1 / -2

I think that's such bullshit, I legit lol'd when I read their info page. Not even hiring, but charging to come up with ideas for jokes lol. Theyre operating like they're performing a service for you by paying them for your own ideas. I wouldnt do that for free, let alone pay them for it. Like if I told a comedian to do a bit about transgender drag queens cant read Dr Seuss to little kids, and the comedian charged ME for the idea I gave him to develop for his routine. But they're charging people like they're writing your autobiography or something, and you both get the profits from the book sales. I'll make memes all day for fun that the whole internet can share and no one has any expectations of compensation, but that's different than paying a site to feature something you thought of, even if they "come up with the rest" or whatever. It's not like commissioning someone to do a painting or tattoo. Youre coming up with content ideas for their website.

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Malthus 1 point ago +1 / -0

White House Troopers 2 - Hero of the Republic

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Ricordanza9 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO, this is awesome shit.

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btntx 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way the call out the idiocy of the left is our brilliance. It must be a fun place to work.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, I thought Carter was the president?

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish Babylon Bee as did "real" news as well. When I read these spoof headlines they're hilarious...but I don't know what it's related to. Is there a video of a SS agent helping Biden avoid reporter questions?

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KuzoKevin [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Based on the Bee's track record, there will probably be a video of just that within a year or so.

They are not very reflective, but they are extremely good at being predictive.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I Press F for a brave soul?

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stonepony 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

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fthecoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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modscalledmeacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

courage under fire micdrops....tht femalereporter was attacking him harder than jimacosta did tht mic grabbing lady

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SentryS 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE ONLY THING MISSING HERE IS THE BANDAGED HAND FROM THE AGGRESSIVE DOG INCIDENT!

TOP KEK

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Truelies 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol wtf