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posted ago by MercyOtisWarren ago by MercyOtisWarren +42 / -0

Gonna show up with NO ID and a Positive Covid Test. I’m fine, right?

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Monsieur_Novembre 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it say for what? Might be a good idea to first know what they want you to deal with.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do I have faith in this system anyway? At this point, my time is wasted for theatre.

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The_General_Patton 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. You could save another person's freedom through nullification if they're wrongfully accused.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that’s why I don’t get picked.

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blitzkrieg 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is f'n hilarious.

Then tell them you are perfect for the seat because you hate all people equally.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Human Racist

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UndercoverSpez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just drop the "only God can judge" line.

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Winter_bow_huntress 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got one too, I’m 33 and never been called for jury duty before. I thought about getting out of it somehow but then I got to thinking that I might get to save a fellow patriot from wrongful conviction. We shall see if I’m chosen or not!

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Dos_Scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have any idea of what it's for? Who knows, it might be something you want to judge.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, just a jury trial. I understand my civic duty, but I’m sure this is lame.

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Dos_Scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

It usually is lame but sometimes it's not. I imagine if you made it to the point where they told you what was going on it would probably be too late back out so you do you. It would be a shame to miss out on a pedo trial or something similar though.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, it’s usually just a theft, domestic violence or kid doing something stupid.

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zippy2 0 points ago +1 / -1

The thing is

Juries by (accidental) design can only accept the insufferably stupid.

The ones who have no success in life and therefore have nothing to defend against under interrogation of jury selection.

The ones who don't have the intelligence to get our of jury duty in the first place.

The ones with nothing to do.

If a high intelligent person happens to slip through it is the job of the prosecution to eliminate that person.

Ultimately...

the accused are supposed to stand trial by a jury of their peers.

Instead they stand trial by a jury of absolute morons.

You couldn't make it into the jury pool even if you tried. That prosecuter will sniff you out like a bloodhound. Your LinkedIn profile or your Facebook profile or your friends or your job description.

You are simply not going to be chosen.

That is the travesty of the jury system

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The_General_Patton 2 points ago +2 / -0

You couldn't make it into the jury pool even if you tried. That prosecuter will sniff you out like a bloodhound.

Just speak jive like the guys from Airplane if you want in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

So true. I’ve never been picked. Don’t expect to this time either, but at the same time, I am honestly never this persons’ peer, but their dumb ass is either my neighbor or some POS that came into my community to do wrong. The latter I’d stay for, if allowed. It’s just frustrating, I’ve been called more than any person I know. Family and friends. I never serve, but I keep getting the summons!!! It’s a dumb wasted day. My husband says it’s because I dress nice. I thought you weren’t supposed to wear jeans and flip flops to court?

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zippy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. In that case the defendants lawyer is sniffing you out .

Point being. Smart people never make it unless they try real frigging hard

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do I not got called every year/2 years? I think my plan is the way.

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PlatinumFMorgan -2 points ago +1 / -3

"I am honestly never this persons’ peer"

"some POS that came into my community to do wrong"

You are an authoritarian who doesn't give the benefit of the doubt to the accused.

BTW ever hear of innocent until proven guilty?

Your attitude is of a totalitarian leftist.

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MercyOtisWarren [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, I’m. It wrong for doing right and looking down in those who don’t. I came from nothing, I could’ve been worse, but I chose not to. I don’t have sympathy. I slept in a sleeping bag in a leaking bathtub in a one room shit hole. I got knocked up and left at 19, and chose life by myself with no support from the government or the father. Not a cent. I worked my ass off, put myself through school. I am white as fuck. How does that make me an asshole?