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BilbroNaggins 210 points ago +213 / -3

I'm starting to believe Dems have a secret, clandestine fight pedo ring club in a bar's basement or more likely in a pizza restaurant's basement... Perhaps one called after a game which includes a table and paddles and an astronomical event... But we will never know since the first rule of the fight pedo ring club is never talk about the fight pedo ring club.

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DebunkTheLeft 124 points ago +124 / -0

Only one black eye? I guess she's a quick learner.

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Hunters_crackpipe197 31 points ago +31 / -0

That's a tell-tale sign of when the lizard people first put on their human skin suit.

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Wheres_Varg 23 points ago +23 / -0

if they got a bruised face, and they're going up in front of cameras, you gotta wonder about what's being hidden under clothes.

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turdfurgeson 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joe takes no malarky

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1ValhallaJack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best comment winner

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DickTick 56 points ago +57 / -1

Not the same thing as the clearly injured eye in the video above

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MICHIGANisRED 23 points ago +23 / -0

Well that explains everything

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labiator 15 points ago +15 / -0

Too much circling back got her too giddy and she fell over bashing her head as she did so. Even simpler explanation.

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ComcastForPresident 75 points ago +75 / -0

Say "circle back" one more time!

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Jaqen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Who does Joecellus Biden work for!?!?

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that_sound 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT DOES MICHELLE OBAMA LOOK LIKE?!

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PB_Mack 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nah...joes just one of those violent dementia patients.

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TheInvaders 6 points ago +11 / -5

Sooo fucking stoopid. lol get rekt Q fag

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect coverup, take a conspiracy and make it true afterwards when people write it off as crazy