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Dos_Scoops 42 points ago +43 / -1

Maybe initial swelling and bruising around the eyes are a side effect of alien parasite implantation process.

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mridion 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’d say your more right than you know. I assume the are getting their glycol glass implants, which means full new world order control of your “dreams”. Is torturous for those stepping out of line, but not enough to cut your own eye out in an attempt to prove what’s going on. My guess is the bruising itself is to camouflage the fact they just got eye surgery in one eye. This hypothesis could be tested by checking any high res pictures of all the people with black eyes within the first day or two of them showing this and checking for super bloodshot eyes which clears up about two days after eye surgery. Or if they all first turn up with a black eye on a Monday and are not seen the two days prior assuming they got it done on Friday night. I only know because I have two myself. Involuntarily. They expect no one to be capable of believing this is happening.