I hate when I hear “it’s in Gods hand now” or something close to that. We both know we have free will for a reason, God will not save you. He let us make our own decisions for a reason.
The times God stepped in there was fire and brimstone and a flood.
Christians treat God like a sugar daddy that exists to make their lives wonderful. I stopped going to church 2 years ago when my pastor said we dont have to worry about what goes on the world God's got this. I just vouldnt take it anymore.
“Dude, there’s literally a boat right there, just go swim 15 feet and take your life into your own hands”
“God will remove these floodwaters and will ensure that I don’t drown”
As a Christian, people like these retards drive me insane- like dude, you can’t just sit on your butt and expect God or anyone else to do everything for you. Sometimes you have to, hear me out, now, actually work or put in effort or sacrifice for stuff you care about.
I've never confirmed this, but I was recently told that if you click on Twatter without an account or engaging, it actually hurts one of their key metrics. I guess it's sort of like how YouTube measures both how many people watch a video and also the length of time spent watching.
I'm still calling on the mods to put the twitter logo back on twitter posts. It showed just how much we over-rely on those commie fucks but everyone REEEEE'd too much after it was in their faces.
I hate it when you guys link to Twitter, not just because it gives them traffic, but also because I can't see it without giving them my phone number... and I am never giving the communists fucks my phone number.
Made my morning! Thanks.
You're wlc!!
Mine too, epic!
I need a shiny candy like red button now.
And a log.
A log that rolls down stairs, alone ir in pairs? Rolls over the neighbors dog?
It's fun for a girl and a boy!
Trannies hate them.
I ❤️ This
Hey, it's Catturd!
Catturd always makes everything better!
Catturd always attends the best parties. MAGA
And the proof is - this video would have been awesome without Catturd, but with Catturd it's even more awesome. Props - Made my morning as well!
My soup happens to differ.
It’s the little things.
That's the detail that really made me laugh!
How about the flag-kissing side screens?!
LOL and DOUBLE Trump busts on side tables!
Hmmm, has anyone ever seen Catturd and Dan Scavino in the same place?
Trump is ct
Qtards are gonna freak at this lmao
TBF it's a low bar lol.
Something amazing will happen in, I dunno, June...and Trump will be back in office!
Trust the plan. Tick-tock, tick-tock...
Hi Sean!
Did you know Sean used to work in construction? And his mom was a prison guard?
Just two more weeks and my trust in Sessions, Wray & Barr will pay off!
Two weeks to stop the steal
Two weeks to ̶f̶l̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶v̶e̶ fortify the election!
Christians were the originator of "trust the plan"
All ive heard for the last few years is "trust God, He will take care of it"
So when calling out qtards dont forget to call out the real reason we are in this mess...lazy christians.
I hate when I hear “it’s in Gods hand now” or something close to that. We both know we have free will for a reason, God will not save you. He let us make our own decisions for a reason.
The times God stepped in there was fire and brimstone and a flood.
Christians treat God like a sugar daddy that exists to make their lives wonderful. I stopped going to church 2 years ago when my pastor said we dont have to worry about what goes on the world God's got this. I just vouldnt take it anymore.
Your pastors a retard.
“God will save me from this flood”
“Dude, there’s literally a boat right there, just go swim 15 feet and take your life into your own hands”
“God will remove these floodwaters and will ensure that I don’t drown”
As a Christian, people like these retards drive me insane- like dude, you can’t just sit on your butt and expect God or anyone else to do everything for you. Sometimes you have to, hear me out, now, actually work or put in effort or sacrifice for stuff you care about.
I fell the same way. God will not save you from a train about to hit you. You have to save yourself.
LARPers gonna freak after seeing their own shadow.
Dude... the video of the moose on the water and the techno in the background.
I just can't anymore.
Can we please for the love of God stop linking to Twitter?
Isn't there a mirror site that we can link instead that shows tweets, but doesn't give twitter any impressions? I forgot the name of the site.
Nitter?
That's racist
That's it.
Knitter
Seriously.
Delete all social media, people. It does wonders for your mental health and your soul.
To the downovoters: Do you guys like twitter or something?
Probably because there's a touch of Karenism in how the Anti-Goolag message is presented? (just trying to help)
"Karenism"
I have noticed over the last few weeks a broadening of the use of that word and its root Karen.
Soon it will become diluted like "racist" or "white supremacy" etc.
Likewise. I'm scrolling down hoping someone, anyone has posted it somewhere other than The Twit, which I refuse to click on.
I've never confirmed this, but I was recently told that if you click on Twatter without an account or engaging, it actually hurts one of their key metrics. I guess it's sort of like how YouTube measures both how many people watch a video and also the length of time spent watching.
Genius, just click on it into an Incognito tab then, live becomes good.
I'm still calling on the mods to put the twitter logo back on twitter posts. It showed just how much we over-rely on those commie fucks but everyone REEEEE'd too much after it was in their faces.
#BRING BACK THE TWITTER LOGO FOR POSTS, MODS!
Catturd was an excellent finishing touch
I was chewing food, saw this and nearly choked laughing.
I miss him so much.
Because of this I live to fight another day.
God wouldn’t that be the most glorious day of all time!
Great way to start the day... Thank you👍
Best dance moves ever.
This is wonderful....we need to be more upbeat amd stop glooming so much...thats the lefts job
Is YMCA the new Rickroll?
Haha miserable left can’t have a fucking second of fun. How pathetic.
Is anyone else hard? I’m hard as Chinese math son
i miss my president.
Catturd is a awesome troll
I can't upvote this enough!
Ok, my confidence in mankind just went up a notch. Made my day watching this.
Ah, its going to be a good day. Thank you.
Make this happen today, please.
Errrrrmagershhhhhh this was the best thing I have seen all week! Thanks for this!
Made my day! Work has already pissed me off and this was the uplifting I needed
I hate it when you guys link to Twitter, not just because it gives them traffic, but also because I can't see it without giving them my phone number... and I am never giving the communists fucks my phone number.
Open in an incognito tab. Ta-da!
You're a genius!
*A+++
Facebook won’t let people share it because it’s ABUSIVE! 🤡
catturd!
MARVELOUS
MEME OF THE YEAR,,,,,,,,,,,
So great. Go MAGA!!!
ha this brings back memories of energy this country used to have.
Laughed out loud. Will keep me going today. More please.
<3<3 MAGA2021<3<3
GOLD
Made my day! Top kek
Good one!!!
That's fantastic!
I needed this!
THAT is fukkin awesome!!!
Glorious!
Very high quality and high energy!
Class
Eff twatter, but omg I love this. We miss you, Mr. PRESIDENT.
PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON RESIDENT BIDEN! Please. Enough already.
Outstanding
That goes in the Save Forever file!
What's the red button?