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tombombadil 54 points ago +63 / -9

Qtards are gonna freak at this lmao

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Imransgarage 47 points ago +52 / -5

TBF it's a low bar lol.

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KekistanPM 21 points ago +23 / -2

Something amazing will happen in, I dunno, June...and Trump will be back in office!

Trust the plan. Tick-tock, tick-tock...

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flyover_deplorable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hi Sean!

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HillarysFatAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you know Sean used to work in construction? And his mom was a prison guard?

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just two more weeks and my trust in Sessions, Wray & Barr will pay off!

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RememberKosciuszko 10 points ago +10 / -0

Two weeks to stop the steal

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SurfingUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two weeks to ̶f̶l̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶v̶e̶ fortify the election!

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FudgyFudgeBots 5 points ago +7 / -2

Christians were the originator of "trust the plan"

All ive heard for the last few years is "trust God, He will take care of it"

So when calling out qtards dont forget to call out the real reason we are in this mess...lazy christians.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate when I hear “it’s in Gods hand now” or something close to that. We both know we have free will for a reason, God will not save you. He let us make our own decisions for a reason.

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FudgyFudgeBots 4 points ago +4 / -0

The times God stepped in there was fire and brimstone and a flood.

Christians treat God like a sugar daddy that exists to make their lives wonderful. I stopped going to church 2 years ago when my pastor said we dont have to worry about what goes on the world God's got this. I just vouldnt take it anymore.

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sometimescanbefunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

“God will save me from this flood”

“Dude, there’s literally a boat right there, just go swim 15 feet and take your life into your own hands”

“God will remove these floodwaters and will ensure that I don’t drown”

As a Christian, people like these retards drive me insane- like dude, you can’t just sit on your butt and expect God or anyone else to do everything for you. Sometimes you have to, hear me out, now, actually work or put in effort or sacrifice for stuff you care about.

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Dominion3 11 points ago +15 / -4

LARPers gonna freak after seeing their own shadow.

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FitOfficial 9 points ago +10 / -1

Dude... the video of the moose on the water and the techno in the background.

I just can't anymore.