There will be a stunning and brave knock on the door very shortly.
Failure to open the door immediately and comply will result in the door being stunningly and bravely opened. For your protection. And the protection of all the "insert buzzword that is popular with retards here" will result in more loyal communist votes in the future. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Well give it another year or two and 911 will simply divert to the suicide hotline. Will that help?
I called suicide hotline and Billary Clinton answered
Congratulations!
There will be a stunning and brave knock on the door very shortly.
Failure to open the door immediately and comply will result in the door being stunningly and bravely opened. For your protection. And the protection of all the "insert buzzword that is popular with retards here" will result in more loyal communist votes in the future. Thank you for your sacrifice.