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Just a few Doctors I trust more than Fauci..... (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by TennesseeScorpio ago by TennesseeScorpio +3216 / -1
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DangleBarry 59 points ago +60 / -1

Dr. Kevorkian

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NOTWOKE 34 points ago +35 / -1

Dr. Dimento

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South_Florida_Guy 30 points ago +30 / -0

Dr. Doom

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Buck_Fiden 29 points ago +29 / -0

Dr. Hook - "When you're in love with a beautiful woman... It gets hard."

Very accurate medical observation.

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imafarttrustme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember reading some of his books in elementary school. Pretty amazing realizing that Where the Sidewalk Ends and Penicillin Penny both came from the mind of the same person.

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago +18 / -3

Dr. Dre

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Farmerbob1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Doctor Evil

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MAGAforDAYZ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dr. Scholl

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TearofLys 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dr. Mengele

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IamDEMONetIZED 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dr. Octopus

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MAGAforDAYZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doc Holywood

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MerlynTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

"your momma so dumb she goes to Dr. Dre for a pap smear".

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NataliesFeet 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dr. Emmett Lathrop Brown

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SupremeDearLeader2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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TruthWillOut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Doctor...

Can't you see I'm burning, burning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APyl6Cnbfzw

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BurtMcGirt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I trust Dr Dre's street pharmacist from Compton more than I trust Fauxi

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tucker2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey everyone!

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi ya Doctor Nick!

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CahalTheMad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr Demento was awesome. Sunday nights, four hour show on KMET.

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. J

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GEOTUS45-4LIFE 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

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LookFatty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm Dr. Love.... and I'm Super Straight.

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ineX0r2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dr. Feelgood

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NataliesFeet 6 points ago +7 / -1

Mr. Brownstone

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Octopus

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Anastasia17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr Harold Shipman

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h3xAd3c1m4L 41 points ago +42 / -1

I like Mister Pibb a lot. He doesn’t go around flaunting his degree in everyone’s face. Much less pretentious than DOCTOR Pepper. Oooh look at me, I went to college for seven years and have 23 delicious flavors!

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SpicyItalianSausage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mr Pibb = Dr Atlas

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Watermelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr Pibb = Owned by Coca cola

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h3xAd3c1m4L 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck! I guess I’m less white now. Gibs me repurrashins n sheeeit!

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Trump_World_Order 3 points ago +4 / -1

Man, fuck Dr. Pepper! I’ve boycotted them since they Scrooged me out of something like a discounted or free movie ticket for Wonder Woman. It was buy 3 12 packs and show a pic of the receipt and send it to their website and get compensation of like either a free ticket or one for $5 (It’s been years so I can’t exactly remember the details). I emailed them my complaint and they didn’t even reply to me. I was curious if because one of my 12 packs was a cherry Dr. Pepper it didn’t count even though Wonder Woman/WW logo were also on the cherry Dr Pepper box and cans, but to not even get a reply? I took my business elsewhere. Haven’t seen the movie yet to this day either.

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fight the power.

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gaijin_ronin 33 points ago +34 / -1

Dr Seuss

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gaijin_ronin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Doc Brown

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

Doc Holliday

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caKAG 8 points ago +8 / -0

Doctor Nick

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fegeline 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hi everybody

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Octagon

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dr. J

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IncredibleMrE1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Why is Dr. Pepper not in here?

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JaevlaSkit 26 points ago +26 / -0

Because OP is being less white.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

OP's name is Les White

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Watermelons 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dr pepper is not owned by coca cola

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CantHaveMyGat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depending on the region, it can be bottled by coca cola. Unfortunately, I had to give up the Dr. Pepper.

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Watermelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bottlers are generally independent companies. Distribution is the same.

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CantHaveMyGat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kinda sucks the waters are so murky but I'm not risking giving coke a cent. Still Thank you though.

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Watermelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does. If you haven't seen it, here's an old infographic. I believe Mondelez sold their stake in Dr pepper a while back.

https://firstperson.oxfamamerica.org/10-everyday-food-brands-and-the-few-giant-companies-that-own-them/

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JaevlaSkit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but Coke bottles it and sells it with other coke products. I never seen it with Pepsi or RC products, always with Coke.

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's regional. Some places Pepsi distributes it. It's usually paired with 7up products

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took it as a point that these are the "knockoffs" of Dr. Pepper but we still trust them more than Fauci.

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CahalTheMad 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dr Slice isn't in the pic, which is a war crime.

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mostdeadlygeist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ctrl + F'd this. Dr. Slice was so good.

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Art-Vandelay41 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that Dr. Wham isn’t in this photo is frankly a disgrace.

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x79q3pb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, we had a SaveMart closer, so it was Real Dr. for me.

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Trump_World_Order 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. M repping Meijer.

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Berret 17 points ago +17 / -0

Doc McStuffins

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Kekmanchoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmfao

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dr. Nick Riviera

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Matrix_Exodus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

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KeeptheChief 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick!

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ColonelTravis 8 points ago +8 / -0

There’s a Dr Shasta? Good god, that’s awful.

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HocusLocus 7 points ago +7 / -0

INGREDIENTS:carbonated water, caffine, cherry flavor, caffine, black cherry flavor, citric acid, caffine, natural flavors, caffine.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

And synthetic caffeine comes from ChyNa

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Ultrapepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ahhh Dr Thunder, got me through many late nights stocking shelves as part of the Walton Youth

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deltch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dr. Zevia is my man, not surprising you don't have Dr. Pepper in there too though

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Watermelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't. Could you explain?

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hellllrrrrrrrrgh

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BabbleRabble 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doctor Octopus

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JimJordansJacket 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a nice collection. Inspiring.

Unfortunately it seems incomplete missing the “Dr. Pigg” from Piggly Wiggly.

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XlDEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also missing Dr Schnee (Dr Vess)

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Lila_Quartermaine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also missing Dr.W from Wegmans

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

I trust Dr. Victor von Frankenstein more than Dr. Fauci

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SkeletorsTeeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr Ruth

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RealRedneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

More like Dr. Illusion of Choice am I right. LOL

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Doolittle. Name fits.

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b00nis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spicy Cola

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PelosisCrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr Shasta is based AF

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DamitBobby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr Acula

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FreedomFan1975 4 points ago +4 / -0

The guy who says, "I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV"

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BirthPilled86 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last but not the least, herr Dr. Strangelove

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CorradoSoprano 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sad I had to scroll down this far to find dr strangelove

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tucker2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

..I can walk!

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byron 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Doc Holiday?

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Wheresthebeer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Zoidberg

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Ultrapepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I’m swelling with patriotic mucus!”

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Fitzimo 4 points ago +4 / -0

SUPER CHILL!.... ah albertson's finest hour.

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QueensOwn 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Nick_Riviera

I trust Dr. Nick before I’d trust Fraudci.

Hi Everybody!

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chicago_prisoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe the most important question is, how do they all taste!?!?!?

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NickFury 4 points ago +6 / -2

Trump handpicked Fauci for his team and never said a bad word about him. Leftist MSM wants to rewrite history on that.

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theneverman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doctor Doctor

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Ultrapepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Hibbard Hee ehhhe ehhhhe hhe

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

All respectable and honorable people. Where is Dr. Pib tho? A shame🤣🤣🤣

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's not a Dr. Just a Mr.

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes i stand corrected lol my apologies fren

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Little backstory…The good Dr. Pibb lost his license after posting a glowing review of hydroxychloroquine. Sad

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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agentric 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr Pibb was revoked of his medical license for being too white (it is a Coke product).

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imafarttrustme 1 point ago +1 / -0

I also heard that he was superstraight.

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The_Almighty_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pibb flunked and never got his doctorate.

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah thats why he never went from mr to dr lol got it

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Cyborgpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr diabetes central homielol

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sickofaltspin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile, Mr. Pibb could have been so much more successful if he hadn't have dropped out of Med School to settle for a shitty liberal arts degree.

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americandrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

All of those are better for your health than anything Fauci recommended.

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Pibb is basically a doctor.

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Lila_Quartermaine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr. Dirty

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Cyborgpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

****DiABETUS ****

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Drewniverse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how Dr. Snap is a picture of a bottle on a can.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doctor Jill Bi.. No. wait. Don't trust that one either.

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Wheresthebeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doctor Vinnie Boombotz

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d rather get a lobotomy from Dr Walter Freeman before listening to Fauxi

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo! Where the fuck is Dr. Pib?

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lost his license ..he’s just a Mr. now

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agentric 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s a coke product. Dr Pibb lost his medical license for being too white and became Mister Pibb. then coke revoked his gender and is now just known as “Pibb”

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FUCK_TYLER 1 point ago +1 / -0

They cut off his balls!

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Rubicante 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are they all doctors?

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need Dr. Doolittle to speak to these animals.

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Can-Maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

So cool are these in the States?

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DeadMenSmellToenails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr Snap is the bomb

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Salt?

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O__________ox 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you forgot to include the best one: https://i.maga.host/oJIoynJ.png

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IamDEMONetIZED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. PEPE

That is beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

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thebestestbetsy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Perky?

How you doin'?