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NotAPuma 79 points ago +83 / -4

I'm sorry but we're taking DC, not leaving it in the hands of Communist.

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BallsackPaneer 55 points ago +55 / -0

Carpet bomb it with mandatory retail job application forms. That should clear it out.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 27 points ago +27 / -0

I was thinking work boots, but I guess they fall a little faster

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zombie_sloth 10 points ago +10 / -0

jogging boots?

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Cloraxland_ 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hey Justinian retook rome from ostrogothic italy the metaphor still stands.

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christianknight 14 points ago +14 / -0

nuke the site form orbit

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JediTrumptimusPrime 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's the only way to be sure.

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Donger-Lord2 8 points ago +9 / -1

I’ll go get Rosie O’Donnell, no need to waste a perfectly good nuke. We’ll just drop her fat fucking ass on DC. I expect no survivors.

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TrumpTrainForever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you insane? Thats at least a 500 megaton explosion you're talking about.

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PhilipeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's 4th and goal from the 8-yard-line, and you have your pick: Barry Sanders, O.J. Simpson, Herschel Walker... I'd send in Rosie O'Donnell.

Bob "Super Dave Osborne" Einstein

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liberty4alll 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, he missed the point completely. There’s nothing magical about DC. In fact, major cities would collapse without the hard working patriots living there, paying taxes, being neighborly, contributing to society, etc.

Patriots everywhere should abandon big cities and leave them to rot under their own liberal ideologies. Quit being a tool for them to exploit.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leftist enclaves already fell into massive debt, and they just used Covid as an excuse to use your money to bail them out.

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ALargeRock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m doing my part!

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got bad news for you.we make fuel out here in the middle of nowhere too.we really dont need your cities.

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iDinduNuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we separate the country/rural areas from the cities - which will inevitably occur - the rural areas will not support anything like the numbers they do today, even locally.

Do we really want them to, though?

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FuckReddit1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Care to elaborate further on the famine and insanely high death rates? I understand what you’re getting at with the pesticides but it seems like a big stretch that every field would be unusable. And you also have to consider the large amounts of land that are currently not being farmed for lack of necessity.

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SomeoneInHouston 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are all packed in so nice and tight!