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BurtMcGirt 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'd vote for Ozzy over Biden. He's probably a leftist, but at least Ozzy has had a job.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

At the very least he'd keep pests off the streets, venturing to the cities at night biting the heads off of bats and other small rodents.

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PantsJihad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Him and his son were pretty big into collecting World War relics, so might be a little less hostile to the 2A as well.

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burndemdems 1 point ago +1 / -0

In his "Ozzy Speaks" show on Siris/XM he as going ga-ga over the vaccine.

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BurtMcGirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure he is, like any other brainwashed celebrity.

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump/Ozzy 2021

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm laughing at the thought of songs like "Crazy Train" and "Mr. Crowley" being performed at the inauguration.

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The_General_Patton 9 points ago +9 / -0

I worked at Tower Records in the early 90s when Buffy The Vampire Slayer came out. I had a free, professionally designed standee in my room when the store was done promoting the film. In a sense, she used to be my roommate. I miss her.

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not creepy at all........... Having said that, I kind of get it.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't jump! We need you! - Joe Biden

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motorheaD1340 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ozzy does pretty good in front of a crowd, even remembers what city he's in and everything.

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WhiteTrashJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ozzy should be his next press secretary

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