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PyroSphere 30 points ago +30 / -0

To be fair, his ideas are always half-baked.

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HockeyMom4Trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

And those that aren’t half-baked are fried!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they are mashed. Definitely mashed.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +3 / -1

KEK <3 MAGA2021

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even his Deep State friends think he's a fucking retard.

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pushbackv2 19 points ago +20 / -1

Dick-tater

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +3 / -1

^ THIS! Top KEK <3 MAGA2021

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Megascandal 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've been calling him Comatotus

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Inspektorcluso67 9 points ago +10 / -1

All malarky tour

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Data 5 points ago +6 / -1

He went Full Malarky.

You never go Full Malarky.

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BallsackPaneer [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Does Full Malarky include chives and Ilhan Omar baco-bits?

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only Colonel Bernie "Fakon" Sanders' Soy-based Bacon Food Product is certified Full Malarky.

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Bhoelscher 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're a dogface pony soldier!

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honkler is a nice touch.

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Tugboatguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw this truck when it was on tour near San Francisco. The giant potato is now an Airbnb and you can spend the night in the potato house

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Radian 5 points ago +5 / -0

america has gone too far

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BlackNoir 6 points ago +7 / -1

He’s not even spending the extra tax payer dollars to put his fucking name on the relief checks. Such a loser.

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Citizen12 -2 points ago +1 / -3

That's because he didn't do anything.

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BlackNoir 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean he jammed the shit down Congress throat. That’s something I guess

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Elvathelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behind every successful POTatUS is a strong womxn of color.

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BlackNoir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same for every GEOTUS as well

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Parhelion12 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know I had a tinge of pain and sadness last night. I honestly think we are seeing some elder abuse here. The man clearly has dimentia and perhaps even the onsetting of alzheimers, and he's being completely sock puppeted. I'm not excusing his statements, but I really do think he's being abused, and his dimentia is at least being manipulated. This is crazy.

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guten_morgen 9 points ago +9 / -0

I might feel bad for him if he wasn't such a treasonous, weasely piece of shit.

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

He pulled the bullshit in Ukraine when he was competent. Who knows WTF he pulled with China and when. I don't have much pity for him. If we can't try him and hold him accountable for his crimes, then perhaps the disaster that is his family and presidency is some form of Divine Justice on him.

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please let him go on "tour". I will heckle the living fuck out of him and say "WHAT?" at every stumble. I'm sure I will be completely horse by the end of his 15 minutes on stage.

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish we knew who the Star Chamber is behind the Oval Office. I don't think either Biden or Harris are running the show. It's a cabal right behind them. It's unlikely to be BO either, as he was being run by the same (protected by accusations of racism from any disagreement). They'll put Harris in, so she can claim sexism AND racism if anyone disagrees with what the cabal has her do.

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BallsackPaneer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You echo my wife's feelings word for word. She feels that he is being abused by those around him and is in obvious decline.

What's the difference between a child king or queen and a President with mental decline? Not much, because in both cases they're leader in name only.

Fitness for duty used to be a thing, and if our concerns and Pelosi's pre-election actions are correct, THEY KNOW he is not well a fraudulently pushed him into office.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know.nafta sucked he deserves Parkinson's

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pnwpatriot97 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dare that commie piece of shit to visit anywhere in idaho outside Boise or Moscow.

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BallsackPaneer [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Moscow would be his likely choice.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

You misspell bejing

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did potatoes ever do to you? They're innocent!

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Elvathelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Great Potato Famine - not so innocent, also resulted in the deaths of many white skinned peoples.

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Trump_USA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember Wokism cancelled Mr. Potato Head, but wokism won’t cancel and will actually praise POTATUS.

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DJTLandSlide2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL x 80million!

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SkullLeader1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Potato Joe!

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COanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am sure less than a dozen programmed leftists will attend, as usual, but no question can be asked.

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +3 / -0

French fry man , his mind is fried !

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO OLYMPICS IN BEIJING. NEVER

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sethrich 2 points ago +3 / -1

are we using the right gender? is it mr potatus? or just potatus? who knows anymore.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Xotatus you raysys.

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DragonEnergy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

His photo should be on milk cartons.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I have seent.

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BallsackPaneer [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, good catch. I'll crop and cut lower next time!

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Oback_Barama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might need to put Ho-bama Kamala hovering 6 to 10 feet behind him for realism.

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO! Don't change it.

We have seent.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

text 303303038?

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the White House spinoff of, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"? except it is potato Joe?

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deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there anyone here good at animation? A Biden-Potato dancing to B52s Private Idaho would be amazing!

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope the spud dud gets something in his "eye."

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Brucesky420 -5 points ago +2 / -7

POTATUS as a nickname is almost as cringe as Drumpf, we really shouldn't use it

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Anon1970 5 points ago +5 / -0

POTATUS fits the bill, Drumpf is just dumb and not an insult.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Resident Select POTATUS