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sustainable_saltmine 106 points ago +106 / -0

the boot, these things, even putting tickets on your windshield are a form of vandalism. i don't care they didnt pay your parking ticket. doesn't give you right to attach something to the car

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AlabamaSlamma 56 points ago +56 / -0

In some cities they put these horrible fucking stickers on your car that are impossible to scrape off.

They're orange/red

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Gwoz8881 36 points ago +36 / -0

I fucking hate those. We had them at my apartment complex in college and the fucking manager put one in my car by “mistake”

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RussianLimbaugh 18 points ago +18 / -0

Same here. They have everybody in the complex’s license plate number on file. They should just look up the unit number and either drop something in the mailbox or post a note to the front door. No, they put the thinnest & strongest giant sticker right on the car’s paint. They put one on my license plate one time & it took some of the reflective paint right with it.

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Kag_Maga 25 points ago +25 / -0

Heat gun (bloow dryer will work) and vegetable oil are your friends when dealing with the nasty stickums

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Konsaki 56 points ago +56 / -0

A hammer to the manager's vehicle works too.

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Arc-Angel 25 points ago +25 / -0

You misspelled Kneecaps

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahahahahha

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RussianLimbaugh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks fren. 🐸👌🏻

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dontdrinksoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here. They have everybody in the complex’s license plate number on file. They should just look up the unit number and either drop something in the mailbox or post a note to the front door. No, they put the thinnest & strongest giant sticker right on the car’s paint. They put one on my license plate one time & it took some of the reflective paint right with it.

Seriously, someone should fucking sue these bastards to hell. Giving someone a ticket they (maybe) deserve, okay, but vandalizing their car to make them pay -- NOT OKAY, CUNTS!

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Vox_Dobad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hydrogen peroxide and an ice scraper. Pain in the ass, but they come off

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Monzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had one of these things put on my truck while I was in a neighborhood doing work, apparently whoever was in charge of policing neighborhood parking didn't like that I was parked on the street at all and slapped that shit on my truck window. She got an earfull once I realized it was going to take a blade to scrape it off.

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bit0101 16 points ago +17 / -1

This city is particularly scummy. They have areas downtown marked as no parking that literally everyone uses as loading zones or short term parking, including the cops, meter maids and other city vehicles. There is nowhere else to park. They also don't leave tickets on the car, they don't even bother to print them out. I think I have 5 outstanding tickets at the moment. They keep sending me notices since the courts are closed due to their stupid little covid hoax. To bad I don't own a webcam and there's nothing they can do to force me to buy one so I can't attend their clown show.

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Pappy_Gunn 14 points ago +15 / -1

One time as a student, I parked in an empty parking lot on a Sunday afternoon. PUt a few quarters in the meter, just to be legit. I came back 5 minutes too late. Five fucking minutes and I got a parking ticket I could not afford. So I took the tire iron out of the trunk and busted that fucking meter. Used the spare change to pay for some noodles now that my grocery money was going for the ticket. The city lost money on that deal. They shoulnd't have been that fucking greedy.

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Pappy_Gunn 7 points ago +7 / -0

It seems as of late that government policies need to sold through lies and complete media control. Green policies for example, that nobody wants. Elections. Covid policies. Gun laws. Immigration. Etc. I'm trying to remember the last time the government worked for me. I'm no anarchist or conspiracy nut, but this is ridiculous.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 9 points ago +11 / -2

Something is deeply wrong in society when you can be a worker, working, and not afford to live.

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Dialectic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Government has always been trash, and normies have always let government get away with endless shit

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Scuffers 50 points ago +50 / -0

Classic!

Free internet!

Only a stupid libtard could come up with this level of stupidity!

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sgt_richard 60 points ago +60 / -0

Next torrent movies so the movie industry files a lawsuit against the cops. #WINNING!

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Scuffers 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh!

I love your thinking.....

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TheDespotofCartoons 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pure, unadulterated genius!

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christianknight 42 points ago +43 / -1

thin blue line highwaymen need money and will gladly extort travelers.

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RDDPro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. Especially during events that bring in travelers from all over.

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blitzkrieg 33 points ago +33 / -0

Give these things a tin-foil-hat before you escort it to a new location. I love that they used the sim for free data. lol Faraday for the win!

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RDDPro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good old uncle Faraday

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Gwoz8881 28 points ago +28 / -0

Don’t they have your license plate number when they put this on?

Or you could just drive like Ace Ventura. Seems like a boot is more practical.

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CantStumpTheTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

And?

idk, wasn't on there when I got back to the car, someone else must have taken it off. Now get off my property.

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BigIronBigIron -1 points ago +2 / -3

That's how you turn one crime into two

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prove it.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

The average American is filmed 238 times per week. The odds that you are on camera messing with one of these barnacles while in a public parking lot is high. Are you sure you want to lie to police officers about it?

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cities could also keep their hands out of people's pockets, but who am I kidding

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TheDespotofCartoons 11 points ago +11 / -0

Llllllllllllllike-a-glove!

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neokulak 21 points ago +21 / -0

You'd be surprised how many devices just lying around have infinite data SIMs on them.

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michelles-foreskin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Go on....

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

PM me details?

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FuckGovernment 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have left many a boot on the side of the road thanks to the $35 Hitachi grinder I got on sale at the home improvement store.

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WeaponizedSmirk 12 points ago +14 / -2

I totally believe HelloJoshJames did that. And afterwards he partied with athletes and movie stars before going home and banging a Playboy model. SMH

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FuckGovernment 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL about using their sim card to tether. Fucking awesome.

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Scuffers 10 points ago +10 / -0

Out of interest, just how much do these POS cost?

Who exactly is making money from this?

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Kekistan_United 8 points ago +8 / -0

in some states in the US, due to the mining industry, some insurance companies
are required to cover the damage from road and rock debris onto the windshield,
without cost to the insured.

i wonder if, upon 'finding a small crack' on the glass, if a glass repair group would
come and replace the whole thing...

all in about 'under an hour' as i have seen some places advertise...

would be funny to find all these cracked glass replacements with the 'barnacles' attached at the landfill...

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

And throw in a box of steaks.

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Omnes_Omnibus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now that's the American ingenuity that makes me so proud!

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pissedlizard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whoever this original person was-with the internet thing- much respect.

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Throwaway_Test 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great topic title!!!!!!!!! Also, I don't know if this story is true, but it is certainly funny!

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refresco 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've gotten the sticker before. On a brand new car. In my assigned spot I paid for. The condo management paid a detailer to come out and remove it, but I was still pissed.

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thebaddyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahahahhahahha

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DJ_NeckFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else just have an EXTREME level of hate for meter maids?

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Bianceziwo 0 points ago +3 / -3

The lockpicking lawyer probably knows how to get one of these off

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CantStumpTheTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, if you just read this fucking post, you'll be able to take one off...

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dontdrinksoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

AMAZING! NOW PEOPLE WILL DIE!