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Modern problems require modern solutions (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by libertyman ago by libertyman +1582 / -0
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– Gwoz8881 28 points ago +28 / -0

Don’t they have your license plate number when they put this on?

Or you could just drive like Ace Ventura. Seems like a boot is more practical.

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– CantStumpTheTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

And?

idk, wasn't on there when I got back to the car, someone else must have taken it off. Now get off my property.

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– BigIronBigIron -1 points ago +2 / -3

That's how you turn one crime into two

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– CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prove it.

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– BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

The average American is filmed 238 times per week. The odds that you are on camera messing with one of these barnacles while in a public parking lot is high. Are you sure you want to lie to police officers about it?

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– BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cities could also keep their hands out of people's pockets, but who am I kidding

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– TheDespotofCartoons 11 points ago +11 / -0

Llllllllllllllike-a-glove!

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