Reminds me of the time i was drinking with a girl who I was trying to date. This guy had come into the bar and loudly announced that he was Bisexual. Cool bro, you do you. Anyway, at one point he comes over and starts hitting on my lady friend. She blows him off and leaves for the bathroom. He turns to me. I was drunk enough to not have a filter so i just said "Sorry dude, i only eat pussy" He got pissy and ran out. That was a good day.