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wilstjb 1 point ago +1 / -0

How you'll get yer guns taken from you:

  1. 2 days before a letter comes in the mail. A place to leave your guns and ammo.
  2. A robot shows up at your front door waving piece of paper, spouting some legalize and gives you 30 seconds to comply.
  3. you used the f-word a lot, then put the AR in auto and start shooting at the robot.
  4. your house then explodes with gaz and flashbangs through every window and down the fireplace.
  5. you wake up prone in the middle of your living room floor, your dog has been clubbed viciously, the stalwarts have taken your guns and your beer.
  6. you try to remember that place where you had the boating accident.

Moral of story: bury your valuables. they'll still fuk up yer house and beat the dog, but you'll have your things.