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Asshat4Congress 60 points ago +61 / -1

Melissa McCarthy should be happy, with the covid vaccine, it's the first time in her life something is going to poke her before her cousin Jenny McCarthy

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ChuckedBeef 41 points ago +41 / -0

The fat and ugly people are trying to replace laws on nature with woke bullshit. No matter what people say, they don't find fatties attractive.

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Final_Arbiter 19 points ago +19 / -0

She's a fucking HOG. No way I'd fuck that walking blubber stranded on a desert island. I'd rather catch and face-fuck a deadly Blowfish and take my chances.

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bfafpo 20 points ago +20 / -0

And she's not even funny.

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basedbusdriver [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Her 2016 Ghostbusters debacle cost 70million more to make than it earned. Says it all.

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Food4thought 29 points ago +29 / -0

It was the catering bill.

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Realist79 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not her fault. It's the chromosomes.

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2016TrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fucked a few less than attractive women in my drunken, horny youth, but I NEVER did anything close to that. Fortunately, the amount of booze I would have to drink to have even a passing thought about doing that would be enough to kill me.

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HorribleDeplorable 6 points ago +6 / -0

One time I tried to fuck a fattie because we genuinely hit it off but I had nothing for her, if you know what I mean. Natures way of saying no thanks.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been there.

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coiffuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love men, I miss their banter and one upsim -ya'll are so funny... the left has no humor....

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HistoryInvestigator 8 points ago +8 / -0

added layer to that joke is Jenny McCarthy is anti-vaccine

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bfafpo 6 points ago +7 / -1

And you win the internet today :-D Wonderfully brutal!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is her cousin really Jenny?

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RedFoxOnFire 34 points ago +35 / -1

Wait until she finds out about Australian colonialism and what they did to the aborigines

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KarenKarenKaren 17 points ago +17 / -0

Who cares lol 😂

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SaltyBobCat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol!

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covfefe-time 34 points ago +34 / -0

She's pissed because 3rd lunch is running 5 minutes late.

I wish these pigs would go live in a REAL 3rd world situation without internet, and grocery stores, and gourmet meals on speed dial, then come back and tell us how bad we all are.

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jubyeonin 25 points ago +25 / -0

She really does look more pig-like every time I see her.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

She could have a sow off with Amy Schumer. Winner gets a trough full of their favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor of commie ice cream.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she a disgusting slut like Amy Schumer though?

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Kekistan_United 22 points ago +22 / -0

Unpopular Opinion: shes right. the US is awful and most humans would do well to STAY THE FUCK OUT.

planning on visiting the US?

bad idea. stay home.

[jokergrin.jpg]

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Kekistan_United 15 points ago +15 / -0

its so awful and racist that people risk their lives to get in...

funny how the libtards never stay 'gone'...

its always screaming from the cheap seats.

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MarginofFraud 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have never found her funny. All of her characters are like Paul Blart recycled, except way more forced and way less actually funny.

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coolhandcuke 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also most of her "comedies" are directed by her husband. Nepotism much?

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MarginofFraud 12 points ago +12 / -0

The only jokes the husband can seem to write are about how far and unattractive his wife is. That's a cry for help, not a comedy script. She's just got too low a self esteem or is too stupid to see that for what it is.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm proud to say that I've never seen anything featuring this ham planet. From the few snippets of trailers I've seen though I agree with your assessment.

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kt524 5 points ago +5 / -0

All she does is yell and scream about obvious crap that's going on. She sucks.

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MarginofFraud 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me neither. Just one look at a trailer for any of her movies and it's obvious it's all about how fat and awkward she is the whole movie. A movie can only ride so hard on the same fat joke. Paul Blart pushed the edge on that one.

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schnazzmizzle 15 points ago +15 / -0

She keeps company with pedophiles, groomers and their enablers.

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KarenKarenKaren 12 points ago +12 / -0

And obviously eats her feelings of guilt and shame

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Dialectic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shut up, fat

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Tenspot20 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's also recently came out as a Frying-Pansexual.

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Tenspot20 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's already eaten most of North Queensland, mate.

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Final_Arbiter 6 points ago +6 / -0

But does she eat Vegemite?

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G_regulator 9 points ago +9 / -0

"from Australia?" Wtf is she doing in Australia? It's a bit rich considering the UN labeled Australia in the top 5 most racist countries in the world.

As an Australian, her presence in my country offends me.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

As an American, I’m embarrassed that she is one of ours. We’re not sending our best!

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NimbleNavigator20202 9 points ago +9 / -0

Homophobia = Not Lying Down And Letting The Gay Agenda Steamroll The Entire Planet

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wizzolf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uh, Melissa, you’re not supposed to use filled maple logs as hot dog buns, ease back.

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usernamenottaken 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love maple rolls so much.

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wizzolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too, but not the cream-filled ones. I heard they have dog jizz in them. Anyhoo, the maple log hot dog joke idea is a template I have been holding on to for 15+ years, when I saw a fat John Travolta in a hot tub on a National Enquirer cover, and figured that's how he took his hot dogs.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 7 points ago +7 / -0

I lost count of the chins.

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Linnaeus 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's eyeing the camera like its a cheesecake

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grandfather_nurgle 7 points ago +7 / -0

a civilization that allows a woman to eat enough food to more than double her body weight and she trashes it.

Meanwhile in places like North Korea and Venezuela they are lucky to get one meal a day.

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Gmelindag 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel sorry for Australia! I hope they keep her!

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +7 / -1

America is racist and homophobic? .... compared to Australia no less?

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let me guess, she was silent on China.

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FuckGovernment 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know she hasn't been wearing her mask.

She wouldn't be able to stuff so much food in her pie hole if she had been wearing a mask like her white supremacist master Fauci orders.

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notatallimsure 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The country that made me successful is awful in every way"

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

But yet a land whale lacking intelligence and self-control can earn hundreds of millions.

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Ham_Sandwich77 5 points ago +7 / -2

LOL Australia is way more racist than the US.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we ship all the leftists to Australia so they can experience racism?

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Food4thought 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? Im moving there then.

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OneBigMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who?

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOLOL and where I'd heard that she lost weight! LOLOL

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Forty_Five 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's an insult to Miss Piggy.

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bh506407 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hollywood is beyond cucked, even South Park reeks of cuckoldry these days. Watched their vaccine special and it’s just pathetic.

When supposed libertarians are so brainwashed by covid garbage that they hate the most libertarian President in modern history, it shows how strong the programming is.

But it just goes to show you, all of these actors and entertainers’ should just be ignored. I wouldn’t even waste time writing headlines about their useless rants. It’s all the same, all I see is “blah blah blah I’m a commie blah blah blah.”

Fuck em all.

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Fenuuk 4 points ago +4 / -0

remember if the media wants you to hate somebody question why

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Trumpdidit 4 points ago +5 / -1

Has she done any movies. Name doesn't ring any bells.

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Bridesmaids," where I think she pooped in a sink.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

That must have been an industrial-grade sink!

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Wokebusters actress is woke. So shocked.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You left out sexist, because that is the only possible reason why your movies suck, and not because you're a shit actress with ADD

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Final_Arbiter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just look at that huge jowl/neck roll on this bi-pedal hog. I bet you could swab up in there daily and sell some funky upscale Liver Pate alternative for big bucks. This bitch will eat your leg whole-like an eggroll.

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signature226 3 points ago +3 / -0

We also are the country of shitty franchise remakes.

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the smell.

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Donald2Q2Q 3 points ago +3 / -0

OINK! OINK!

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Keekakeys 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck off. She was funny for a hot 15 minutes. Now she should just stfu!

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this person famous?

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Yawnz13 3 points ago +3 / -0

So...who is she again?

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Husband gotta roll that bitch in flour to find the wet spot.

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Jmradioman 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's says, as more and more non Americans flood into foods country.

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zeeshopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

TFW someone is taking a picture of you while you're farting away.

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PelosiSux1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

The water Buffalos need to feel superior.

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she wasn't a fat bitch that got the shit beat out of her in everything she's been in, no one would know who this unfunny land whale was. I have watched movies with her in it, and regretted ever second of it. The idea that they push these people on us and then their opinions is getting annoying.

I don't care what some chick thinks just because she's been in a shitty movie.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's her appeal?

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EvanGRogers 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an ugly pig!

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her face is too small for her head

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coiffuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fat man, bitching at the people who made him famous... it really is kind of ironic when you think about it.