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nrjk1 12 points ago +13 / -1

Given the size and color of those circles, we could just drop the West coast and Northeast altogether. And look at the unity between Republican/Independent.

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MarginofFraud 9 points ago +9 / -0

^this. When you see it as a map like this it seems a lot more clear that a few states on the left coast and a few oversized cities out east have a massive control over the US. With the exception of Detroit, Chicago and the Twin Cities, even the heartland union is pretty damn red too. Get rid of Las Vegas, Phoenix, and Santa Fe and the Mountain union might as well be a right wing kingdom too.

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TrumpsWall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh hell no! Those northwest states only represent a small number of cities. The rest of those states are red as West Virginia. I live in Oregon. Please don’t leave me with these crazies!

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MindsetRoulette 11 points ago +12 / -1

Instead of secession, can we just kick out the crab bucket cities? Wall them off and turn them into prisons/banishment zones.

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magnokor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wall them off and turn them into prisons/banishment zones.

That Kurt Russell could star in the movie about it.

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Thebillster 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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Jagdtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicago is gonna have to become an island. It throws quite a wrench in an otherwise solid region... Also would be fine with Big MO heading south where we belong 💪🏻

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Chopblock 8 points ago +10 / -2

WE ALREADY HAVE 50 INDEPENDENT STATES. WE DON’T NEED TO BE DIVIDED, WE NEED TO FIGHT UNITED UNDER THE CONSTITUTION WE ALREADY HAVE.

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SuperDuty4x4 7 points ago +7 / -0

We don't have independent states anymore, not like the founders envisioned and not like we should. If we can't get the 10th amendment enforced as it should be a amicable divorce is the next best solution.

Why would I want to fight to unite with anything along the I-5 corridor? We don't like them, they don't like us, we have mutually opposing views on most things making compromise impossible, and they have an absolutely insatiable lust to dominate everyone, "live and let live" is not in their creed in any form.

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s why, in one word: Ports

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ohiopede 5 points ago +5 / -0

For fucks sake separate Ohio and Michigan. Put Ohio with the south, we've been on the right side of things for quite a while now if we can only stop being fooled by Repubs running for Governor. As an Ohioian, I'm willing to give up our Heartland designation for "North Coast of the South"

West Virginia should be allowed to come along.

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monskiactual 2 points ago +2 / -0

michigan voted red. so did wisconsin. Dont forget the majority of people in those states were disenfranchised by fraudulent ballots.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes! Much more manageable for the UN and China.

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LivingOnThinIce 4 points ago +5 / -1

What about those of us stuck behind enemy lines?

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AlabamaSlamma 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll move.

I'll move anywhere in this country that separates from this madness and promises to defend our rights and borders with military force.

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Bel-6863 4 points ago +4 / -0

^This^ Im already saved up. Just waiting.

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poconopede 7 points ago +7 / -0

move

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SuperDuty4x4 3 points ago +3 / -0

We move. I will gladly leave where I am to go to a free state, but I'm planning that already so it's a small concession.

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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some of us cannot leave our children or grandchildren. It is God, Family, Country in that order

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MarginofFraud 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alaska ain't sticking around with the left coast union. The Mountain, South and Heartland Unions would all feasibly rejoin into one group too.

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sketchy_at_best 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll trade them AZ and NV for Alaska. I cannot in good conscience send Alaskans to live in New California.

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Alaskan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ty

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MAGAlorian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, just give libs all the sea-ports of the west coast and Alaska... did the Chinese come up with this plan?

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck this map. For real.

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

We go with the south or we don’t go at all

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put those 3 in the middle together, and pick up the conservative canadian provinces to form a bridge to Alaska. Now we're talking.

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can they be non extraditionary so I can bring my kids along without their mothers retard consent please?

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

You must be high or a northerner if you think that's the fucking South!

  • 4 or 5 of those States belong in the septic tank region that you call the "heartland" for some bewildering reason.

  • We're thinking about kicking Georgia out too and that is an actual Southern State! We don't like that cheating shit down here! Get you map fixed!

  • The true South encompasses only seven (7) United States. And we can knock that down to five (5) real fast!

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Redd_Roostet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does the Southeast have to take Virginia?

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Dmajallen 2 points ago +3 / -1

Talking about dejavu... 650,000 died last time...

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AlabamaSlamma 6 points ago +7 / -1

No need for bloodshed at all.

It just requires the "liberal" left to live up to their words and let us walk away peacefully.

I mean, think of all the benefits for them.

No more "supporting welfare rednecks", they'll be free to get an abortion every week, no more drug war - they can shoot up openly anywhere, free medicine without us having to freeload off them. Everything they say they want, they can have by just letting us go.

We all know they wouldn't though.

Because they don't want to be separate from us. They want to dominate and control us.

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grandfather_nurgle 1 point ago +1 / -0

balkanization is a bad idea. The cities would starve and the heartland would go broke and anywhere you have a large percentage of blacks would turn into mad max.

We need to save american by taking down the corporate donors and their political proxies, not break her up.

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Popr31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea how about not putting ND, SD, NE, KS, and MO in with those other shitholes. And yes IA is a shithole, have you seen Des Moines?

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Tweedlethree 1 point ago +1 / -0

As this year goes on I expect more people are going to think this may be a good idea.

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ClarionCall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some of us would love to move but it just cannot be done until retirement and are therefore stuck. Would love to see our state pull it together, but it's west coast, and it's been this way for the majority of our lives, and just gotten progressively worse as the years go and then covid and that asshat Newsome happened and now here we are. This part for us is strictly in God's hands as we wait it out.

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poconopede 1 point ago +1 / -0

cant wait

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put Alaska in the Mountain one.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Subtract Virginia and Georgia from the Southeastern chunk and you have a deal.

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VirtueVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

There should be city-states i.e. NYC is a city state separate from the rest of New York. Then each has autonomy and there's not the same struggle between people who have wildly different beliefs and wildly different lives

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bit0101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool, now ask everyone outside blue cesspools if they support breaking off from them.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just make all the blue areas one nation and all the red areas another nation.

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monskiactual 1 point ago +1 / -0

what the fuck did the alaskans do to deserve to become property of california and alaska?

Also The midwest would like to reject the city of chicago. The rest of the state of Illinois is welcome to join

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logicallyevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh hell no. We don't want IL or MN

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Fizbin7 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm willing to break into 5 groups then immediately conquer 2 of them from the other 3 and remove all commies at gunpoint.

They can't have jack shit.

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KansasGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put Kansas in the South!

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tholins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that, the northeast can have Virginia.

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Boudicca2 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't think we need five. More like 3. And what the hell is Indiana doing cut off from Kentucky and Tennessee?

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Boudicca2 1 point ago +2 / -1

And I'm also not about to give the communist pukes our historical original 13 colonies, either.

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Boudicca2 0 points ago +1 / -1

You forgot to add what would have previously been Alberta, Canada to the patriot MAGA part of the USA.

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Verrerogo 0 points ago +3 / -3

Oh. They want to move to the Balkans.

This will invite foreign fire-sale purchase of each region, one at a time, playing them off against each other.

Well. The British will be happy to get their colony back.

And Bill Gates already owns a lot of the farmland.

Poverty and impotence are guaranteed this way.

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Boudicca2 5 points ago +7 / -2

If a secession of this magnitude happens, Bill Gates will have his farmland promptly divested from his portfolio by Patriots.

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TheUsurper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. These communists should be familiar with the concept of us taking what they “own”

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AlabamaSlamma 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes, much better to live as slaves under one "united" banner.

No thanks.

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nrjk1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Versus what, an ever downward cultural spiral and 3rd world chimp out every time some low life gets justifiably capped and then courts full of trannies and more chimps running the clown trial while Wet Ass Pussy becomes the National Anthem?

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TheUsurper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Multiculturalism does not work. It cannot work. It will never work. It has never worked. How many more genocides do we need and how much more bloodshed do we need before we stop denying reality?

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't think I could have said it better myself.