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medicpatriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

They probably have a charge for false reports. See ya in the gulags

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geckogreen 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is different than the FBI tip form. False FBI tips can bring false charges.

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bills_gash 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also, this isn't a false report ... there likely is a version of him in the future who has already built it, and if they confirm the lack of fetal rights ... he wouldn't be breaking any law to pursue the venture ...

It's not even a report. It's a request for clarification of the actual law ... lol ...

fuck ... why am I bothering to try and bestow reading comprehension to people like that'll help ... we're all fucked.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

But, if the future Matthew committed his crime in the past, and then went back to the future, why would the present's laws matter?

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GODwins76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because he needs a timeline to begin from in and towards the future.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sound you just heard was my head exploding.

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bills_gash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Statutes of limitations?

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, that opens up some pretty interesting twists of logic.

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HanginChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

You wouldn't alter this timeline. You'd only branch off another one where the fetus is dead. You in the other timeline would reap the benefits but not you.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hate the idea of multiple timelines. Makes my head explode.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

String theory. Multiple dimensions. That shit is fun!

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been so long since I learned that stuff, it hurts how much I've forgotten. I'm not old yet.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all theoretical at this point. You can't really say one way or another what will happen with certainty. Reality could just say "fuck it" and collapse.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: "Matthew Moulton" is really Barron Trump.

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Semmelweis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stephen Hawking held a time travelers party, but he sent out the invitation a day afterwards. Until I hear about more than him attending, I'll be skeptical!

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alfredbester 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was at the party. Hell, some of me are still at the party. You should know. Some of you were there, for fuck's sake.

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Kag_Maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment. +1

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mastermeatlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember that and my theory is that everyone in the future just didn't want to go.

"Hey guys, want to go to a party where the host can only blink?"

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe nobody really wanted to hang out with a guy that takes eighteen minutes to tell a joke.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have paid money to sit in a room with him. Smart guy they say.

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Kag_Maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

For a good time email [email protected]

Oni in Japanese means demon, Deus in Latin means God

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Geocav 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an idea that should get traction with the normies, even arnold's terminator movie put the idea out there 30+ years ago.

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Matt's got it all wrong. He actually built the first temperal laser a long time ago. The DOJ was established for this very reason. His future self has made many attempts to abduct his past self.