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FromSethWithLove 35 points ago +35 / -0

Does 'equity' mean we will all get maskless dinner parties at the French Laundry on the taxpayer's dime?

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ColonelTravis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now, see, the French Laundry would just be wasted on us backwards hillbilly yokels. We don’t have any conception of the finer things in life. You wouldn’t let your dog put his paws on the dinner table, would you? Equity doesn’t count for us, because we’re just something apart, from him.

Plus, we owe him for, well, just being such a swell guy. Don’t you know, the product in his hair keeps Magic Johnson’s AIDS away.

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RussianBot4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Four legs good. Two legs better.