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Liberty_Prime 220 points ago +221 / -1

My Super Straight male parental unit and my Super Straight female parental unit said that we're moving out of this overtaxed, elderly slaughtering hell hole, teaching unit.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 30 points ago +30 / -0

Mine too!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fuck the government

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droden 20 points ago +20 / -0

having multiple parental units is an illegal macro aggression against super smart totally normal strong powerful single parent families. you need to go ahead and check that privilege. also having the privilege to move school districts or out of a state is another privilege you should have striped and taxed away.

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wizdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless said parental units are of the same sex... then it's totally cool.

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entropy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uh, you forgot xir race and disability status. I don't know what to make of your statement without that intersectionality information. Please update.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

They may be getting a call. I don't have any kids there, but I can pull off a NY accent pretty well. O myyyy Gawwwwwddd!