1027
I'm fucking done! ON APRIL 1ST, WE ARE RAIDING 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den ago by Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den +1031 / -4

...local Walmarts for some sick deals! Best price GUARANTEED!

BTW, Feds are FAGGOTS.

Comments (48)
sorted by:
40
TheNakedGenius 40 points ago +40 / -0

At least one Faggot Buddies Incorporated member lost his place with his open paedo-pron tabs

1
2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you mean Fucking Bunch of Idiots.

20
AmericanJawa 20 points ago +20 / -0

Why would you raid Wal-Mart?

No, stay away from those places.

10
RabidZoo 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's a joke about looting.

5
caKAG 5 points ago +6 / -1

I thought we were going to raid Area 51

3
Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shh, that's next week. Operation Talon, remember?

14
DavidGlowie 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bout to roll them bitches back

3
K3719er 3 points ago +3 / -0

Under rated comment 🤣

12
MrMcGreenGenes 12 points ago +13 / -1

You're a riot!

8
Dckman 8 points ago +8 / -0

whenever I go to walmart, I always use my five finger discount. fuck them.

8
FusionRealm 8 points ago +9 / -1

LOL!!! APRIL FOOLS FBI - Get Bent.

5
TheRedPlank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guarentee that this date is the next bullshit reason they keep the national guard at the Capital after this march 20th shit doesnt happen

4
tombombadil86 4 points ago +4 / -0

I only go there so I can be thrown out for not wearing a mask.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who said anything about giving them money?

2
umwasthataquestion 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the correct response.

PROTIP: you're not actually shoplifting if the UPC code never leaves the store. Any item(s) you consume whilst in the store (Take a bottle of Ensure from a 6-pack. Grab a roasted chicken and a big juice/smoothie bottle. Consume all of it before checkout) are viewed as consideration for your eventual purchase of a Receipt at the register, which is considered settlement. Hell, you want to swap your shoes with newer ones? Wear the new ones out after you make your purchase. Loss Prevention has no job to do, because no loss technically occurred, and all items were purchased.

Source: I regularly do this at Walmarts. While wearing a suit and tie. Because fuck them.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
4
refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Walmart=Chy-nah=assho

1
Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea I don’t even go to Walmart when I need stuff from Walmart. I just do without. I hope they all burn to the ground.

As a young man I went into one on acid once and saw every single psychological tactic they use against you. It really opened my eyes.

3
Winner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should be raiding silver and gold dealers! I mean, trading your Biden stimmy fun bucks for some real money

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
3
Kamaltoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! Got the Faggot Feds panties in a bunch there!

3
AngryWriter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Later today "CNN Special Report: Nazi Supremacism Science Denier Website Plans INSURRECTION on April 1"

2
SuspiciousBeggar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the feds

1
Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gestapo*

2
Change-maker22 2 points ago +2 / -0

We i wish we could get the masses to stop shopping at Costco and getting gas there.

Their masj requirement would end quick.

1
Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sam's > Costco

2
Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping you'd say Habbo Hotel

3
TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

POOLS CLOSED due to AIDS

2
jermzdeejd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol..good one

2
Independenceforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

The people can only be controlled so long as they have no self-awareness.

Social contract needs to be restated. People have no idea who they are, how to act, nor what justice is.

Heaven and history is mocking and laughing at the grossly incompetent glowfags of ChInA inc. And will forevermore.

They know machines are rigged. They know there never was a "deadly" "virus" nor "pandemic". They know Trump won an election by historical margins.

They're the great retarded cucks who refused to let us make them great. They'd rather self-destruct in their own sexual impotency.

2
Deplorable223 2 points ago +2 / -0

kekity kek

2
deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here on Patriots.win we officially disavow any calls to violence.

1
Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mods are realizing the horrific truth.

War has been declared on us. The enemy will NEVER openly attack. They have chosen the "death by 1000 cuts" method, because they are too "elite" to actually risk their precious lives. They'll gladly take ours though.

Only one box remains, and if we fail to use it, the horrors we will witness will rival drug cartel beefs. The problem isn't the Soros goons. It is individuals like Soros. Very little blood actually needs to be spilt. However, the longer people wait to do what's necessary, the more innocent blood will be spilt. It increases exponentially, the longer the Deep State has to strip us of our rights.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
2
RecordHighStocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here for the world of warcraft raid details.

Just kidding, I cancelled blizzard.

2
AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck walmart.

2
walmartsux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck walmart support local

2
TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deals Deals Deals!

2
jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

wew lad

2
renata_h 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi installing more barbed wire.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still waiting for the pull the mask off mandate that is gonna happen on March 1st......

1
MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's going on April 1st other than April Fool's Day? If I need to see overweight retarded people, I'll just open up my blinds. No trip anywhere required.