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South_Florida_Guy 91 points ago +94 / -3

They're basically just a parasitic fungus along our northern border. They have zero military or defense expense because of us, 90% of their population lives within 100 miles of the USA and they sit up there and smugly talk shit about how much better they think they are than us. Fuck Canada.

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koalakingdom 24 points ago +25 / -1

Hey man, we arnt all bad. But Canada is in a MESS right now

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

You wanna see how it will never get any better?

Hi, check the username. I'm a Kweebecker, as the anglos pronounce it.

...Aaaaand done. There are now Canadians reading this thread who will be distracted by that fact and go into a rage at the concept of someone from Quebec, even though it isn't important at all. Because we've all been crab-bucket-conditioned to in-fight and make sure we never have a risk of being productive and voting for Maxime or something (the name sounds French, better run away Ontario and Alberta, it's too spooky for you to vote for!).

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koalakingdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha honestly. Maxime is SOO on point.