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FuckGovernment 18 points ago +18 / -0

I shouldn't throw rocks out of a glass house, but your M's and N's need to be distinguishable. Capital F's and T's need work.

I'm throwing a rock out of a glass house because my own cursive has become poor from very infrequent usage.

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snuggs316 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

this isn't a copy of my handiwork. my handwriting is lovely; i was taught by nuns. also, i always use a fountain pen.

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DonJr2032 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree, if you are going to use an example, you need to actually use all cursive. The opening F and capital T are not in cursive at all.

Would be more effective with a pic of your described lovely handwriting.

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snuggs316 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm a techno eejit, but i will endeavor to provide a sample, just for you.

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HurdyGurdyHer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like fountain pens as well. They do slow things down for the sinestral (and get messy).

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I noticed that with my own writing the other day... too much key tapping and not enough pen wiggling.

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drsowells1fan 14 points ago +14 / -0

And the analog clock. That gives them fits too.

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RS34ME 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL... especially if it has Roman numerals.

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drsowells1fan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine someday historians attributing the patriot defeat of millennial leftists to cursive, analog clocks and blockading the supply of soy milk.

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snuggs316 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

way cool!

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

๐“›๐“ธ๐“ต

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JimQPublic 10 points ago +10 / -0

This might throw off some zoomers (not sure if they're even taught cursive anymore), but speaking as a millennial myself, that's easy to read and it was taught in school, so I doubt it'd fool the current crop of brainwashed sack-of-shit-leftie millennials that are employed by the global smear merchants.

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DonJr2032 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depending on your style, lots of cursive would be illegible to kids today.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am a zoomer. They were teaching us cursive in middle school but stopped half way. I can read it, but my cursive sucks, though not nearly as bad as my non-cursive.

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Lordahdaring 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cursive is a hate crime, literally murder.

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greapzzz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Source: How Cursive is Rooted in White Supremacy

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QMAB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahh nice, I've needed an excuse for years to brush up on my calligraphy skills.

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PatriotMan1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey some of us younglings can still read it. It isn't completely dead.

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Jackgaddis5 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is a guy in here that posts Bible vs. In the morning that are cursive on a sticky note.

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nonrate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow... yes. This is genius.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tally ho, lads!

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Omnes_Omnibus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we should bring back boilerplate.

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Prometheus76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone is focusing on the young people not being able to read this, because it's mentioned in the headline, but a better side effect: AI/OCR engines will have a pretty tough time with this. Also, writing vertically, or with a shifting baseline makes it almost impossible for AI to distinguish. Bonus impossible for AI: write vertically on a non-repeating background (like over a photo).

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Threeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our founding documents were written in cursive. Many schools no longer teach it...coincidence?

No wonder this is so hard for many to understand:

๐“ข๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ญ

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's awesome

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good way to avoid the cancellation algos.

For a while at least.

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Lurker404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cursive is for noobs. Sรผtterlin is where it's at!