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posted ago by conservativefrank ago by conservativefrank +609 / -0

Nobody at Walmarts bothers me.

Mom, 78, has been wearing the mask. Today she didn't. Door troll followed mom into the store, door troll muttering.

Mom confronted her. "Why are you following me?"

Troll: "If people would wear masks, we'd be done with this virus."

Mom: "I've been wearing a mask for a year. People have been wearing masks for a year, now two masks. The virus is still here. Masks aren't fucking working!"

Mom did not put on the mask.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always ask them if they want to talk science and get into the physics and biochemistry of this whole absurd global role play operation.

And calmly explain how they are literally retarded for skipping 7th grade scientific method.

It's really sad how a complex idea can be used to deceive the ignorant. I feel for them, but if they're gonna cross the line of decency AND be rude in public I take it as an invitation to teach everybody in the store how to publicly rebuke the demon inside them.

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conservativefrank [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I carry a piece of PVC pipe. When people bother me about masks, I blow it like a horn (I have to make the horn noise).

Hrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!