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maga_mama_757 [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

Silver alert = a public notification system in the United States to broadcast information about missing persons - especially senior citizens with Alzheimer's disease, dementia, or other mental disabilities - in order to aid in locating them.

Edit: I just noticed I wrote "resident" instead of "president" as Gaetz said. "Resident" works better, anyway!!!

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Joe6ixpack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Joe lost in the left wing again?

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

How often does he leave his keys in the fridge?

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mountnblade 19 points ago +19 / -0

Amber alert works too

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Cuomorbidities 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or Life Alert

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not if they take it off to shower like my grandmother. Miss her.

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Joe6ixpack 5 points ago +5 / -0

For his victims

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UltraFrogMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

He lurks here. Trump gaetz 24

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gaetz is MAGA. Maybe the only member of the hill that hasn't flinched to communism, except some newbies.

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MAD-3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawley has been pretty stable. So have a few others.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

Savage. I knew there was a reason I liked Gaetz.

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Robiscore98 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially when the libs hate him

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Wrexxis780 7 points ago +7 / -0

He is a walking Amber Alert generator

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'll be the first time an Amber Alert is called on the presidential limo.

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PosterIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

I prefer 'residents' too.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t think that they’re going to get rid of Biden. He’s just going to wander off, somewhere, and no one’s going to bother to look for him.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder how we would know.

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RohdKill_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or Silver Sneakers

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MooseOperator 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's unfair to silver, if you get a silver medal it means you at least worked hard to get where you are. Biden and Kamala cheated their way into the Oval Office.

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just happen to have the best consecutive pair CongressCritters by moving from FL-1 (Gaetz) to CO-3 (Boebert).

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald Trump isn’t just the gold standard for presidents, he’s on par with the founding fathers and Lincoln.

He’s also the last president of the United States.

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RichieAppel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dying, dementia suffering Joe Biden is the Life Alert of residents.

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SirJiub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking KEK!

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Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good one!

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MotherOf13Furbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO! Love that guy💟