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PantsJihad 28 points ago +28 / -0

Barry suffer a prolapse or something?

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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Trumperette1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pretending to be a woman.

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Deadpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahaha 👌

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drsowells1fan 10 points ago +10 / -0

A decade of touring in one of country's longest running political drag shows?

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KuzoKevin [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

From the Newsmax article -

"Knitting is a forever proposition," she said. "You don't master knitting, because once you make a scarf, there's the blanket. And once you do the blanket, you’ve got to do the hat, the socks."

Link to the original article - https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/michelle-obama-retirement-knitting-barack-obama/2021/03/10/id/1013295/

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never felt so seen!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is more white privileged than most Caucasian women that have actually worked 9-5 and do it well into their 60’s

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trafficking children

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covfefe-time 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her career as a criminal, most likely?

Can't be very easy being an America-hating subversive piece of garbage for that many years.

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crobbies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dressing like a woman?

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's going to retire from tucking?

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a tough life.

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k_the_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right on. What does she do all day, except think of ways to make life more complicated and expensive for most of the country.

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

Supervising propaganda production at Netflix is hard work. So. HARD.

Get it?

Hard like Big Mike's cock.

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Hexagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

From pretending to be a woman?

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Donkeyballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s going to stop showing her junk to America?

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joax 2 points ago +2 / -0

You didn’t know? She’s the Tranny Ambassador to Wokeistan.

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martel732 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trying to hide his penis, most likely.

#BigMike

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BahamaDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps the PSA blood test came back in the high range and (s)he wants to just take it easy for a while?

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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wish she would retire her Big Mouth at the same time !!!

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

No more six-figure jobs he doesn't have to show up for?

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

From leading ISIS?

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NotAQTardFgtt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reattaching the mamba?

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TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got a nice beachfront spot picked out in Gitmo for ya.

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

An Obama will be in the whitehouse soon wont they

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wolfsettler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a cunt?

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Jodokon92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retiring from pretending to be a woman?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

From drag.

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bolonaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a corrupt bastard ?