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South_Florida_Guy 59 points ago +59 / -0

I feel like this everyday at least 3 times a day.

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pushbackv2 45 points ago +45 / -0

When Florida Man is trying to make sense of it all, you know you're living in clown world.

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Ebbie8708 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey just because there are parts of Florida where they give alligators meth and release them into the wild and later get told “QUIT GIVING METH TO THE GATORS!” Doesn’t mean anything...

..tho gators on meth are my worst nightmare. Methheads are the most industrious people. Imagine what alligators can do once they figure out their thumbs 😳

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Hambonemcgee 16 points ago +16 / -0

I got a mental image of an alligator taking apart a transistor radio.

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should have hired gator meth heads to clean up the swamp.

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consumptiveballerina 8 points ago +8 / -0

Was it a white alligator?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need sharks, with laserbeams

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Error404 4 points ago +4 / -0

But also, Super duper Straight ones

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Spez-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do Alligators get meth mouth?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man you should see when their teeth fall out ...

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Teapot_Gravy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You're not allowed to saddle up your horse in Polk City and ride it all the way into town in Lakeland, drunk."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UuffIT2ms9w

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep

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1775Concord 4 points ago +5 / -1

The plan is to allow the Marxist Democrats to finish destroying the Republic . They are well on the way to accomplishing it .

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newfaggot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Screenshot this comment. 3/11/2021

The demonrats are pushing for all of these illegal alien scum because they are going to push amnesty by the end of the year and voter rights over the next year so they have a whole new voter block available come midterms. If they pull off amnesty. This country is fucking done.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its already done.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

SECESSION the only peaceful path forward. There is no realistic way to save the Republic, nor American culture, without evacuating the red states and letting the blue states burn.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now the newfags are just saying that to rile us up. Trolling, if you will.

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