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Quality 160 points ago +160 / -0

I struggle to distinguish reality from parody these days.

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IncredibleMrE1 41 points ago +41 / -0

It's real, OP posted a link further down in the comments https://archive.is/mjrCF

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DonJr2032 [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

Oh yea, it's real. They even have SuperMan draped in tranny gear.

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MrStep 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought his kryptonite is now gagging on Lex Luthor's... Anyway, he's just Superman, not Super Straight.

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TonsOfSalt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Superman

You mean SuperXir, bigot!

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CelesteD 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's real. All of it. Apollo and Midnighter actually killed massive amounts of people and took over the government of the entire earth along with the rest of "the authority" they even "killed god"

see where it's all going?

Granted this was not part of the regular DC universe, and I have to admit some of the stories were awesome, but the underlying agenda pushing is evil asf.

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n3IVI0 10 points ago +10 / -0

Authority was the worst fascist Left propaganda. Horrid, anti-Christian, anti-American filth.

Try Planetary. Truly one of the greatest comic book runs I've ever read. Same company. No in your face degeneracy and propaganda.

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CelesteD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same writer, I read both, and have both. I also enjoyed freakangels, but now ... Ellis is going all pc and white guilt and I can't stand him anymore.

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Africanus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure Ellis got metooed -

Also his best shit is Transmetropolitan - recently re-read and there are a lot of paralells to whats going on now.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never been able to sit through that one, I've read all the accolades, but it just bored me for some reason.

Maybe I'll give it another go.

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FactsOverFeelings -3 points ago +3 / -6

Get a life! Comics are for 12 year olds.

If you're 12 or under, forgive me. Carry on.

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FactsOverFeelings -5 points ago +1 / -6

Get a life! Comics are for 12 year olds.

If you're 12 or under, forgive me. Carry on.

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n3IVI0 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a shame. God I loved Planetary. I actually branched out and read all sorts of Warren Ellis because of that book. Nothing else he did ever topped Planetary.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, but thats just my personal bias. A relative of a friend of mine burned me a CD with

... Primer (one of my favorite movies evar!) Planetary, and a bunch of music in like 2006.

Fond memories.

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FactsOverFeelings -5 points ago +2 / -7

Get a life! Comics are for 12 year olds.

If you're 12 or under, forgive me. Carry on.

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FactsOverFeelings -5 points ago +2 / -7

Get a life! Comics are for 12 year olds.

If you're 12 or under, forgive me. Carry on.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, they are not. If your 12 year old is reading this comic you have parenting issues.

Get your head out of the archie mentality maybe. But even then Archie had a gay character sacrifice themself heroically to save archie.

Point being, involve yourself in your childs media consumption, or else the communists will.

And also reading is fundamental, ya jackass.

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MAGAborn 0 points ago +7 / -7

Fascism isn't left. Communism/Socialism is. Fascism was made to fight back against the spread of communism. Fascism isn't great, but it's a hell of a weapon to use to fight back against the Zionists. Why do you think Antifa, who display the hammer and sickle, are "anti fascist"?

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why do you think Antifa, who display the hammer and sickle, are "anti fascist"?

Why do you think they would label themselves "pro-fascist"?

And furthermore, why are you promoting a centrally-controlled economy, totalitarianism, and a state-controlled religion? Oh, wait, you're going to claim that Hitler and Mussolini never tried any of those, aren't you?

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MAGAborn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did I promote it? No, I'm saying that fascism is an extreme nationalism that was used to protect a country from political infiltration of zionists.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +2 / -1

The ,modern US economy is socialist you dingus. Just like the Nazi economy. And that is why it will fail if the war machine ever grinds to a halt.

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Monkeybeardontcare 1 point ago +4 / -3

the man who created fascism was a communist. who was implementing fascism. and yes dictatorships are left: anarchy is right. that's the left right divide.

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MAGAborn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wrong. It was an italian nationalist "socialist"

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Monkeybeardontcare 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mussolini wrote prolifically on Marxism. start reading.

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Monkeybeardontcare 3 points ago +4 / -1

dear lord. Left-wing extremism is dictatorships. right-wing extremism is anarchy. Everything else is in between to various degrees. LEARN WHAT LEFT WING? RIGHT-WING MEANS. there's no such thing as right wing communism/ fascism or left wing libertarianism/ this board is getting overrun.

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FactsOverFeelings -1 points ago +1 / -2

I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are.

So I will stoop to your level of thought. I'll call you names.

You're a douchebag.

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MAGAborn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username doesn't check out. Do some research. I suggest starting with watching Europa: The Last Battle

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FactsOverFeelings -5 points ago +1 / -6

Get a life! Comics are for 12 year olds.

If you're 12 or under, forgive me. Carry on.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

The lesbos outnumber the fags by 2:1 and the super cock lovers are relegated to the background.

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HuggableBear 23 points ago +23 / -0

All I see in this comic is a bunch of fat-shaming.

Where are all the body-positive superxirs?

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t. I’ve in fact realized that parody can’t even come close to competing with reality anymore. Reality is so fucking ridiculous now, parody doesn’t even make me crack a smile anymore.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poe's Law

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PresidentBidet 1 point ago +1 / -0

same fren

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AlcoholicRetard 63 points ago +64 / -1

That’s pretty gay

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South_Florida_Guy 38 points ago +38 / -0

You could almost say it's... SUPER GAY!

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VolareVia 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nah pretty sure these guys fool around with troons.

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n3IVI0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now I'm thinking of that conversation in Hancock where the PR guy is showing him all the comics. "Homo. Homo in red. Norwegian homo."

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PotatoJoe 53 points ago +53 / -0

So which one is Captain Poopy Dick?

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strictly1957 9 points ago +10 / -1

Elite tier (laughs) shit post Fren!

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends who's the caboose on the superman train.

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Brendancs0 40 points ago +42 / -2

it’s weird these super heros are way more likely to molest children

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Barbs -27 points ago +4 / -31

Show us the statistics. I already know you’re wrong, but I’ll let you figure that out for yourself.

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Brendancs0 18 points ago +18 / -0

oh no i meant domestic violence sorry

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NotQuiteHuman 11 points ago +12 / -1

Spotted the gay pedo.

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LORD_RM 4 points ago +6 / -2

i prefer the term 'kiddie fucker apologist' as in Barbs is a kiddie fucker apologist

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ViagraFalls 30 points ago +30 / -0

Are you sure this will help us sell more comics?

Sell comics?

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MrWombatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't care. DC has been taking L's all over. I'm surprised AT&T hasn't dumped them, yet.

Regardless, I don't think they care about selling comics, anymore. They're about forcing agendas.

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SkeletorsTeeth 27 points ago +27 / -0

At this point just put every letter of the alphabet in their "group" 🤡

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Unicron3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even the...B?

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VoidWanderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

They've been pushing that. A woman had a facebook group with more members than anyone should be comfortable with talking about that "lifestyle."

You know that point about flooding the world and how God promised he'd never do it again? We're reaching the point where maybe that promise should be rescinded because we need a deep cleaning.

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Jabron661 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch out for the "P" and I don't mean Pansexual.

Hide yo kids!!

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, it's now Minor Attracted Person.

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like the digits of pie. It never ends.

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sesame Street was the plan all along.

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DonJr2032 [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0
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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks

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Trymeout123 20 points ago +20 / -0

I hope that white guy in the back represents SuperStraight...:)

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Simon_Jester 24 points ago +24 / -0

nope. Thats "Apollo," basically a knock-off Superman. The guy in black is "Midnighter," basically a knock-off Batman. They are gay married.

Unless you meant the guy in red and green. Thats Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, who was straight and had kids until they ret-conned him as being a cock enthusiast.

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CelesteD 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can't fucking stand retcons in general, but thats just fucked up.

So Jade and Obsidian now will probably become gay, or lovers ... Marvel did that with Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in the ultimate universe. They even went so far as to insinuate that maybe Magneto wasn't their dad because Wolverine was having a tryst with the mother at the same time.

This, as he is watching them have sex, pondering he may be their father.

Yeah, wtf happened comic books?

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Simon_Jester 4 points ago +4 / -0

right? thats why i still have my comics from the 90's. I feel i can share those with my niece and nephews without worrying too much

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

There were even some anti drug comics back then!

(I have the one about speedy and green arrow)

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sun_wolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then you go back and it’s the Flash lecturing African kids on AIDs. Obviously not as bad as turning all the characters into sexual deviants like they do now, but the comics were grabbled with leftist commie globalist propaganda back then too. It’s just that they made some attempt to keep it all within the realm of plausible deniability.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 7 points ago +7 / -0

These Marxist social engineers think we won't just covet the old-school material. They can enjoy creating their little fan-fictions, which no sane person would spend a dime on.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apollo and the Midnighter? They sound like something a disgruntled Naruto/Sasuke shipper would have come up with.

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Simon_Jester 4 points ago +4 / -0

its basically "lets make superman and batman but edgy and gay"

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Kaggzz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tbf Scott's one of the few ones there that actually annoys me. The rest were at least mostly conceived as gay/bi characters, (or just super crazy Harley and literally unable to have a heterosexual relationship ivy) which is fine it can help round out and build the character.

Most of these characters have been done wrong by sjw writers at one point or another, or just dropped off the face of the planet because dc has more characters than paper.

What annoys me as a comic fan is the rainbow washing of existing characters. Why make Allen Scott gay instead of a new character, or one whose sexuality wasn't set? Why a black superman when Icon is sitting here, or do blue marvel if dc says no? It's racist and sexist in the real way because they imply that a character conceived to be gay/ not white can't stand as written and they need the white crutch to make it

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neurojerk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eric July got into this a few days ago. He was talking about how Superman is white, period. If you want to make a black Superman, too late. Make up a new black superhero, don't go back and retcon all the old ones. He tied it in with how too many blacks want validation from whites instead of making their own shit. Nice to see a brother who gets it.

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Quality 5 points ago +5 / -0

That fella? Well that's the Anal Avenger! Everyone loves him! His superpower is prolonged sodomy.

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reddeadpill 19 points ago +19 / -0

No one will buy this.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 16 points ago +16 / -0

"It's not about money... It's about sending a message."

"CASTRATE YOURSELF!"

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would tell you to add a /s, but I saw your handle, now I have no clue.

maybe use the moreless sarcastic restroom from now on?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you miss the quotation marks?

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe. I'm pretty stupid sometimes.

Biden fucks small children.

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theblackprince 4 points ago +5 / -1

You underestimate the number of manchildren obsessed with capes and spandex. It's not a coincidence that superheroes are popular right now. Characters that have supernatural abilities "gifted" to them, rather than worked for with sweat and blood, is what all manchildren desire.

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Bogey 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. Nobody is buying this.

This guy explains a lot about the moral problem in comics and why modern hero stories suck.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCsmgy_rfqOlAz6R_wFLJzmg

It's well known that the last decade has been superhero films cashing in on nostalgia while the comic companies kill off the industry.

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JuanTitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the reason why Japanese manga outsells US comics in the US.

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Jaybird91 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comics are already super niche tbh. If you sell 100,000 copies of something (in a country of 360,000,000 people) it’s considered a best selling issue of a comic.

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DonJr2032 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gay & Tranny organizations will buy it in bulk with all of their funding

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BidenBuhtSecks 14 points ago +15 / -1

Ahhh... As a kid I remember wanting to be just like my favorite faggot super hero.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is what it's truly about.

They want to turn kids against parents, and make them into degenerate sodomites.

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UsurperJoe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Heroes like anal

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Just keep in mind as you look at those big muscular heroic men that their anuses are stretched out and destroyed beyond repair and they're constantly leaking super anal juice, staining their super tights.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sodomy has ALWAYS been degenerate.

FFS, the vagina exists for a REASON. Honestly, I would give less shits about faggots if they just stopped ass-fucking eachother. Sodomy OBJECTIVELY spreads diseases, which non-degerates can catch.

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UsurperJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could shit their tights with soy at any moment. Superman buttseks destroyed their human sphincters

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Barbs -2 points ago +3 / -5

Do you always vividly describe gay sex? You seem to know a lot about it...

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +4 / -3

A. Sometimes reality needs to be laid out as bluntly as possible to illustrate a point.

B. I'm not a degenerate.

C. Go fuck yourself.

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Bogey 11 points ago +11 / -0

'As well as the Pride anthology, the publisher also announced an eight-issue miniseries written by Mariko Tamaki titled Crush & Lobo, featuring bounty hunter Lobo and his lesbian daughter Crush.'

Lobo genocided his entire planet. He then killed all his bastard children.

Great dad. From the 'author' behind "I am Not Starfire" where she inserts herself as the fat goth daughter of Starfire.

DC is more suicidal than Tom King.

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Bogey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know. It's all depressing. DC used to stand for Damn Continuity. Now it's worse.

Superman has truly died.

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n3IVI0 7 points ago +7 / -0

I stopped reading comics ages ago because of this shit. If you want to be reminded how great comics used to be, go back and read Legends of the Dark Knight. Or Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Or Frank Miller's Daredevil run.

Point is, I'm not reading your bullshit propaganda! I won't watch it. I won't listen to it. I don't want degenerates in my entertainment.

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O_A_N 7 points ago +7 / -0

When will they introduce the new Super Straight superheroes? I'd buy that one.

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ShadowyMrBlank 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder how much money Warner Bros is willing to hemorrhage before pulling the plug on these failure enterprises. Same thing with Disney and Marvel.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disney will keep at it no matter how much money it costs them. They are deliberately using Marvel and Star Wars to push this marxist agenda, and they really don't care about the cost. For them, it's political.

Warner Brothers though... I'm not sure... I think they're more doing it to try and keep up with Disney. Warner Brothers and DC have been a step behind Disney and Marvel ever since Iron Man came out and got normal people interested in comic book movies. As Marvel went increasingly more degenerate, DC seemed to start doing it just because they thought it was a sign of the times and they just wanted to emulate the success of the competition.

I'm not wholly convinced that WB/DC really believes in the shit like Disney/Marvel, but that hasn't stopped them from going full retard.

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VoidWanderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enough to attempt to secure their place in the fascist system they think they'll be a part of.

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Crockett 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think their plan is to tank the entire industry so uniformly that they can disguise all their failings as part of uncontrollable trends in the market. Disguise the shrinking fish by making the pond shrink even more so the fish still look big. Blame all your woes on Fortnite or something, instead of the concerted drop in quality within your own industry.

Comics: Black Spiderman and Fem-Thor get some headlines, so they count them as victories. But their numbers still crash. So they blame the crash on videogames stealing the audience, then lean harder into the woke stuff because "that's all that makes a splash these days."

Star Wars: They sacrificed quality for wokeness, and people suddenly lost interest. So naturally, they blame "Franchise Fatigue." People were obsessed with Star Wars for 41 consecutive years but Solo: A Star Wars Story was finally the moment they all got bored. Yeah, that's it.

Marvel: Mark my words, we're gonna see the same thing for Phase 4. The wokeness is going to ratchet up dramatically, and the numbers are going to drop. Then they'll blame it on "fatigue" and "the Thanos problem." They'll say "The Superhero movie genre is dead" as if they're not holding a bloody knife.

The other element is the degree to which the real market doesn't even matter. Who cares if customers aren't buying it if China signs your checks? China and/or some other global interest group provide the money and make the decisions, marketplace be damned. You aren't the customer, you're the target.

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Dckman 6 points ago +6 / -0

ew. holy shit.

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Casino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Renee Montoya as the question is a good character. Alan Scott was an ok character. Batwoman is ok. Being gay is the least interesting thing about all of them

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Being gay should be the least interesting thing about any human.

If your sexuality is your most defining characteristic, you might be a terribly boring person. Get a hobby.

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being gay is only interesting if your conflicted about it like George Michael or Barack Obama.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or Milo, apparently, who is currently praying the gay away.

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Crockett 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here to ask: What did they do to Question?

Is she a new Question, like the Bat-family does constantly? Is she gay? Or did they turn Question into a trans or something?

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

The authority was actually pretty interesting, but looking back it had some seriously ominous overtones for the future I seemed to have missed.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

So are these Supergay, or just gay?

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where's Rorschach when you need him?

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's Super Gay

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SigSauer1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

Faggles

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This doubles as a Federal publication.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

So Poison Ivy's one of the alphabet people? I guess I shouldn't be surprised; she did seem a little too affectionate towards Harley Quinn. But Harley only cares about Joker.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been canon for years now, Harley got sick of Mr. J at one point and went over to Ivy, and yes, they were lesbians for a while, but like all abused women she went crawling back to the Joker.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, okay. I haven't been a close follower of DC comics in a long time. I've seen the DCCU movies, and I watched a lot of Batman: the Animated Series back in the 90s. But I haven't followed the comics very closely for years.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me neither, but the Harley and Ivy stuff was happening ... I think late 90's? early 2k? Meh, it's been awhile for me too.

Once the blatant agenda pushing started the quality of actual stories went down and I just stopped reading anything from either of the big two, only reading independents from then on.

Y the last man was pretty interesting. Never did like dead walking, it felt derivative of the zombie craze and I never got into it.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've only been a casual follower of Marvel and DC superhero comics, with a few exceptions. I own several Punisher graphic novels from the Welcome Back, Frank era onward for a few years after that. I also own the entire run of Dark Horse's Conan the Barbarian comics before the rights to the character went back to Marvel. And in the early 90s I bought a lot of Dark Horse's comics based on the Aliens film franchise.

Back when I was a kid (we're talking late 80s) one of my older cousins gave me a few issues of the original Eastman & Laird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comics, but I have no idea where they're at now.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

... I skipped buying TMNT (all of the original run) because I thought it was a fad :(

Do you even know how much they're worth now?

I still have a small portion of my comics, but my only links for the pics are on imgur. I don't like imgur for the lunatic left it spews so I won't link here, but a friendly alternative would allow me to show you some of the comics I still have left.

(at one point I had 3,000)

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just looked it up. A mint-condition, unrestored, first print issue of TMNT #1 can sell for as high as $15,000. Making it the single most valuable comic book from the 1980s.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know :(

I also didn't pick up comico primers # 1-6, and Yosage Yojimbo (whatever, the samurai rabbit dude)

Mistakes were made. I did buy G.I. Joe #1 but lost it due to thieves.

I think I still have my Punisher #1 and Sandman #1 tho, some small solace.

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like my best friends ex. She left him because all he did all day was play Vida game. She came crawling back for the free disability gibs and child care he gets.

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mailinvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

"LGBTQIA+"??? So Superstraight and super gay only get a "+" symbol for our representation??? That is so intolerant of the faggots who made this cover.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I demand more superstraight penis going into vag symbolism everywhere in case I get offended or feel unrepresented.

i'm also white so...

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Yaemz123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah... there is a reason I stopped reading mainstream comics in the 90s and that my son has never gotten interested in them.

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JwPATX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bat Xir and Aquama’am

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT"S AQUAMA'AM!!

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the fuck is Aquaman not on there? The absolute gayest superhero ever created.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew there was a reason I never read comic books.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should have, at least before the early 2ks. Reading of almost any kind (obviously barring political propaganda) is good for young growing minds.

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Throwingway22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren't all those characters also victims of extreme abuse or suffer from crippling mental health issues? Not sure this is the message DC meant it to be.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which one is the SuperStraight?

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

DC also made Superman Chinese and proceeded to suck China's ass, declaring how great China is:

https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/New-Super-Man-the-Justice-League-of-China

DC's PC gay management can go fuck itself.

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

So how long before they have a pedo character?

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +2 / -1

come on MAN, They all are

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man funny thing to go watch, the trailer for Batwoman season 1 (and 2 probably). I can't remember how I came across it the other day but I had no idea it was a show. The trailer had me on the floor laughing along with the comments and massive downvoted on YouTube. It's an SJW fantasy land.

Funniest part is when she says something like "can't let a man take credit for my work" but she literally happened upon Bruce's cave and took his suit and gadgets and everything. So embarassing, warning, she's a short haired lezzy riot girl who doesn't play by the rules of a man's world.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Himher? why not a herhim? I think we know who conceded that argument amirite?

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Ultrapepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow and I thought Affleck as Batman was a new low.

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inglorious 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need to wonder why DC is failing.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marvel is just as bad these days...

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grandfather_nurgle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek Alan Scott wasn't gay neither is Kathy Kane.

Poison Ivy is a plant that looks human.

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lesbian GAY Bisexual Trisexual Quadsexual

The plus is for super straight

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RicFlir 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their powers include the ability to change genders at will and overwhelm their enemies with screams of REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roadglide11 3 points ago +3 / -0

What no superstraight characters?

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Issue 1: Bake my cake you evil Christian bigot!

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a joke, right? It is, isn't it... I knew it was! I knew it was a joke! Right? Right guys? Guys....?

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DonJr2032 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No joke

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Bronski 2 points ago +2 / -0

DC copies Marvel.

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

So these characters special powers is their usual radioactive super strength psionic blah blah blah....

Oh and they also have a preference for having sex with a man or a woman.... because that is a factor in fighting Super villains or whatever and doing their ‘job’.

The scene: “ah! Dr doomEvilDoer! We meet again! Prepare for your defeat!”

thuddd

*TTTTHHWACKKKK!”

“Is that the best you can do, super hero generic man!? Muah ha haaaa!”

“Ah but wait Dr DoomEvilDoer! I can suck your cock really well! I can defeat you with my super homo Suck mouth! I also really like to get fucked in the ass!”

“Oh- Kay... not sure what that’s gotta do with me freaky knob gobbler’ Etc

Imagine this being a thing in the real world of non super heroes and just normal humans, say a job interview: “Okay miss smith, we like your resume, and we would like to offer you a job, is there any other skills that you may have to convince us of your abilities and background?”

“Well, I’m a lesbian and I really like to eat pussy”

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DonJr2032 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is applied in the real world exactly as you described. Lots of companies are requiring the hiring of gays and trannies, at the expense of normal people. To win movie awards, directors have to hire gays and trannies.

It’s all over the place

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

No transvestites will ever get hired at my company that’s for sure. Do what they like at home, but don’t bring it to fucking work. I don’t care who you like to rub sticks with, but work is work.

Damn attention whores the lot of em

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sketchy_at_best 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand why Green Lantern had to be gay. If you want to make a gay character, make a new character and see how he/she fares.

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Kyrralius 2 points ago +2 / -0

since when is The Question a woman??