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Trymeout123 20 points ago +20 / -0

I hope that white guy in the back represents SuperStraight...:)

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Simon_Jester 24 points ago +24 / -0

nope. Thats "Apollo," basically a knock-off Superman. The guy in black is "Midnighter," basically a knock-off Batman. They are gay married.

Unless you meant the guy in red and green. Thats Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, who was straight and had kids until they ret-conned him as being a cock enthusiast.

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CelesteD 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can't fucking stand retcons in general, but thats just fucked up.

So Jade and Obsidian now will probably become gay, or lovers ... Marvel did that with Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in the ultimate universe. They even went so far as to insinuate that maybe Magneto wasn't their dad because Wolverine was having a tryst with the mother at the same time.

This, as he is watching them have sex, pondering he may be their father.

Yeah, wtf happened comic books?

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Simon_Jester 4 points ago +4 / -0

right? thats why i still have my comics from the 90's. I feel i can share those with my niece and nephews without worrying too much