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PieceOfParchment7 118 points ago +118 / -0

All weapons are assault weapons.

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bidensmissingbrain 44 points ago +44 / -0

I mean, the word "weapon" kinda denotes that no?

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Whoopies_tds 33 points ago +33 / -0

Rename them Peaceful Protest Tubes and problem solved

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EricCharliemella 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peaceful Plinker!

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Chopblock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diversity and Inclusion Equity accelerator

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

serial visible, be careful.

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mainsoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a pic I found online. I do wish this was mine though.

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BlackPillBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nope. All my weapons are defensive weapons if we’re gonna play that game. I’ve actually never held an assault weapon since I’m not in the military, and I’m not an immoral criminal. We have to stop letting the left control language, and the first step to doing that is not using their made up terms, or change the definition of words in order to manipulate, and subvert us. This is where they started to win, and how they continue to win. Stop giving them illegitimate power which starts with language. Remember, according to the Bolsheviks, words are violence, and many will even tell you words can be worse than physical violence.

Edit: I never even understood the attempt by pretending an inanimate object could commit an assault, no matter who was using the term. I always though it was stupid.

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DennJW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I respectfully submit that we are empowered by the Constitution -obligated- to commit all assault necessary to the defense of the land and law.

We absolutely have every conceivable right to assault weapons.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t recognize assault weapons. I recognize that weapons can be used in the commission of an assault by people. God speed fellow pede.

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PieceOfParchment7 2 points ago +2 / -0

An inanimate object can't defend either then.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. That was the point I was making. That’s why I put “if we’re going to play that game”. 😉

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HuggableBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends on how you use them.

If you're the victim, it's not an assault weapon, it's a defensive weapon. Assault is an act of aggression, not protection.

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pushbackv2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy's gavel is an assault weapon. So are the 50 empty vodka bottles in her office.