Also follow up with, "You can see that our company is focused on what's really important in providing a quality product/service for you. We've spent a lot of time and money forcing our political views on our employees."
It was discovered that Asian and Caucasian employees are not considered “diverse,” at the company and conservatives at Google are allegedly intimidated into silence. The latest revelation from the lawsuit is that Google allowed an employee that identifies as “a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin” as well as an “expansive ornate building” to give a talk entitled “Living as a Plural Being” at a company event.
Seriously, invent something insane and offensive.
OK, my pronouns are: Fuckbag / ShitCunt
Go with almost inappropriate to put them in a hard-to-punish place.
Bigunt/Fumps
Faye / Gott
Neeg / Ger
My pronouns are Majority Share Holder.
And since identity is truth, I fire the CEO.
My pronouns are your majesty, and boss
If you don't like it suck my dick peasant
he/her
I identify as THE BOSS and you will address and pay me as such.
Super straight
my pronouns are 'literally hitler' and 'white supremacist'
funny thing is most commies know without asking
My pronouns are: Trump/Won
Nor/mal
SUPER ALLY
Heads will explode AND they can’t even complain about it
I identify as Napoleon Bonaparte and my pronouns are His Royal Majesty / Emperor of France.
If we're normalizing crazy, I can go all in.
thou, thy, and thee are all pronouns and should be used correctly!
My pronouns are "I don't use that gay shit".
Say you are super straight!
Also follow up with, "You can see that our company is focused on what's really important in providing a quality product/service for you. We've spent a lot of time and money forcing our political views on our employees."
And we command a premium price for our product because this is what we spend money on instead of R & D.
My pronouns are Brrrrrt/Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt...
Damore Lawsuit Claims Google Let Employee Who Identifies as ‘Yellow-Scaled Wingless Dragonkin’ Give Presentation
Yea, nothing will drive sane customers away like this bs, and you cannot get fired for being a xerpalon/bimplorp because that would be sexist/racist.
I’ve always been a fan of “his majesty”
My pronouns are: Trump won