And be in a g-string only. Keep yelling "What? I can't hear you with the fan going, speak up!" When they get close enough for you to hear them they should be able to see your g-string. Then yell at them "SIX FEET! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY GRANDMOTHER???"
And here I thought it was just somebody playing Among Us in real life. Is this in the UK? Because if so, they might wanna watch for the brown guy with the knife.
And ironically enough that’s probably about what you would actually need to not breathe in the virus assuming he has his own air supply on that thing and not just sucking it in through a filter.
I live in MI, where the mandates still apply (Thanks, Wicked Witch of Lansing!!) I would love to wear this! Maybe not the G-string like another poster in this thread suggested, but "stay back 6 feet, so you don't kill Grandma"? Oh, yea, and real agressively, too....
WTF? Is that a minion?
In more ways than one.
Underrated take right here
As firm a believer in clown world as I am, I think this guy might be taking the piss.
Not gonna lie, if I had one of those suits, I’d wear it fucking everywhere. As a joke.
I think we all should get one.
And be in a g-string only. Keep yelling "What? I can't hear you with the fan going, speak up!" When they get close enough for you to hear them they should be able to see your g-string. Then yell at them "SIX FEET! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY GRANDMOTHER???"
Yeah I want one to be really annoying at work.
I understand someone who may need that level of protection, but who was in charge of making it look as ridiculous as possible?
I would not do it but I would certainly laugh if someone went running at that and hit it like a linebacker.
And here I thought it was just somebody playing Among Us in real life. Is this in the UK? Because if so, they might wanna watch for the brown guy with the knife.
And ironically enough that’s probably about what you would actually need to not breathe in the virus assuming he has his own air supply on that thing and not just sucking it in through a filter.
I'm sure that suit uses outside air to pressurize. The size of his suit is directly related to his fear and inversely related to his IQ.
looks like a well placed pub coaster would put this suit on the ground!
I must have one! Who knows where to get one of these?
I live in MI, where the mandates still apply (Thanks, Wicked Witch of Lansing!!) I would love to wear this! Maybe not the G-string like another poster in this thread suggested, but "stay back 6 feet, so you don't kill Grandma"? Oh, yea, and real agressively, too....
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Every prick should wear one of these condom suits. Makes them easier to spot.