When I see this window licker all I can think is:

The CIA held auditions for actors to help push agendas. Enter Matt Damon and REE Swallowswell. They put Damon in Pedowood and Swallowswell in the legislative branch. One got to dupe the general public into funding pedowood's crimes The other got duped by picking up a honeypot, probably with a cheesy line saying he's a Damon body double when the stunts get too dangerous.

...He also shit his pants on television.