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posted ago by kosmikdebris ago by kosmikdebris +293 / -1
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loooooof 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ebonics is equity. Proper English is problematic whiteness. NOW PUT THE BLACK DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, WHITEY.

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drsowells1fan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Next up: "Axe". As in "I axed Tayquan if he was finna go to the store."

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Fuckyourusername 9 points ago +9 / -0

Am-byou-lance

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Harr1s0n_berger0n 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ambuh-lance

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worldofsmut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whoah Black Betty!

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UrbanCommando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bam a lam!

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

...The one that took mama to the hospital for her beetus?

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Fecklessgod 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always noticed how black people can enunciate “basketball” perfectly, but can never say “ask” even though the former requires you to say the latter.

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Don't make me axe you again!"

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Wheres_Varg 11 points ago +11 / -0

English teachers are hanging themselves right now.

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Colonel_Dax 10 points ago +10 / -0

Public school English teachers? Shit. The gang bangers he/she/it are being paid to "teach" are brighter than they are.

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

White female English teachers probably love the bbc that comes from aave speakers

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Fuckyourusername 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because it is racist to use your privileged linguistics skills....Whitey

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Harr1s0n_berger0n 7 points ago +7 / -0

The bigotry of low expectations continues apace.

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Tendie_inspector 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not a variant of "fixing to".

Enough people fat fingered the word "gonna" while texting that it entered the verbal lexicon.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing, isn't it?

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BingBongChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s hilarious that you think that but I’m old enough to remember it’s usage before texting was around. Good theory though.

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Trumpdidit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welp, I fixing to ax that,

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SpaceTiger 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only dictionary ghetto patois should be in, is a dictionary of slang terms.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet the definition for "Jogger" remains the same. :/

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azn_gay_conservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

meanwhile they're banning the word "normal"

gosh what a fucking world we're living in right now.

unilever bans the word "normal" from its product marketing: https://patriots.win/p/12hkr7Gbkf/x/c/

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty soon the movie Idiocracy will be a biography on late stage America.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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covfefe_in_ur_cup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is dindu nuffin next? Can we axe them that?

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Fuckyourusername 3 points ago +3 / -0

And if YOU try to use it, your RACIST!!!

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

mm isn't it fitna not finna? Are they being racist even while they're trying to virtue signal?

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BreadPitt 2 points ago +3 / -1

i mean, im white, i say finna, sometimes ironically ("im finna go to the stow"), sometimes not ("im finna make this brisket my bitch"). then again, i understand its colloquial and not a fucking real word. Its actually more southern than black. edit: I would never say it in a non-casual dialogue

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erefernow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I finna celebrate this diversity

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get a real printed dictionary from before 2010. That way liberals can’t ruin it with their woke SJW garbage edits on a whim