Kick start the fat to create fat waves and jump on for the ride? Roll her in flour and find the wet (and more than likely really smelly) spot? Commit suicide by letting it sit on your face?

I'm a post menopausal woman who has a fat stomach for the first time in my life and I DO NOT approve of this message. This is fucking disgusting and just indicative of people who have zero control over their own personage.

The good thing is this person WILL die early and coffin makers will make a fortune and a forklift/crane driver will get work lowering it into the enormous fucking hole that had to be dug for it using a massive backhoe.