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posted ago by PurplePoloPlayer ago by PurplePoloPlayer +11 / -0

The liberals used to be contained to Denver and Boulder, but they've spread out to surrounding, formerly conservative counties. I am tired of the Maskholes and Karens. My parents are becoming elderly so I have to be in the same town with them to take care of them. They want to move to a mask-free state so they can salvage what's left of their retirement.

Colorado used to be so red, and Californians had to move here and ruined it.

Thanks for listening. I'm just so fucking cracked.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't overlook Oklahoma or Arkansas. Both are Red and affordable. Check eastern OK or northern Arkansas.

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PurplePoloPlayer [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

You know I like Claremore. I just don't think the parents can handle the cold and tornado dodging.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, tornadoes follow that SW to NE OK swath. Stay out of that and the incidences drop remarkably.

And don't discount parts of AZ. Much of it is still RED and if you keep out of Phoenix and Tucson you'll fit in.

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PurplePoloPlayer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glendale is probably the most affordable and nice place if I had to be near phoenix. But Phoenix itself is horrid.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Northern AZ is beautiful. Stay out of Sedona and still some affordability.

Dewey Humbolt (never been there, just seems to have lots more Rs than Ds) is near Prescott. High desert little place with a wild west look.