The liberals used to be contained to Denver and Boulder, but they've spread out to surrounding, formerly conservative counties. I am tired of the Maskholes and Karens. My parents are becoming elderly so I have to be in the same town with them to take care of them. They want to move to a mask-free state so they can salvage what's left of their retirement.

Colorado used to be so red, and Californians had to move here and ruined it.

Thanks for listening. I'm just so fucking cracked.