When we post on social media platforms we don't pay to use the service, but we do agree to follow their terms and conditions: we allow [the company] to use our content and metadata (goods/services) for marketing purposes and allow them to send us targeted ads; to them this is FAR MORE VALUABLE than money.

When the Dept. of Treasury sends me money the question I ask is, what are the terms and conditions of accepting this money and what good or service am I agreeing to provide in exchange for it? Because it's not free, I don't do favors, and I'm Super Straight.

I'm rich by no stretch of the imagination but hear me out: this is the start of faggoty bullshit we were warned would grow up around us and deprive us of all property until our children wake up homeless on the continent our forefathers conquered.

Seriously consider what you're doing by accepting "free" money. You are writing a blank check to some very sketchy characters in exchange for $1,400. This is peak gimme dat clown world mentality.

You've been warned.