Ignore them. Make them have to physically touch you against your will in front of a partner if you have one then get a lawyer they just committed battery against you and you have a witness. I'm surprised someone hasn't tried this in order to get rich quick.
A fun yet simple one is just act like you can't hear/understand them. Bonus points if you can come up with fake guesses that are close but make no sense.
"I identify as wearing a mask. If you say that I'm not, that is oppression against my personal world view and you're a biggoted Nazi fuck".
Ignore them. Make them have to physically touch you against your will in front of a partner if you have one then get a lawyer they just committed battery against you and you have a witness. I'm surprised someone hasn't tried this in order to get rich quick.
This must happen to DHOH people alllll the time.
I think you could even add a little more spice by having whoever is with you give a good “What the fuck is wrong with you?! He’s deaf!”
Lol
A fun yet simple one is just act like you can't hear/understand them. Bonus points if you can come up with fake guesses that are close but make no sense.
"Fuck off."
"Sir, would you like a mask?" ME- No, that's ok. I have one but I left it on your Mom's dresser.