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cookiesforsale 209 points ago +214 / -5

A propper family...

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fusreedah 147 points ago +154 / -7

And proper spelling.

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MAKE 48 points ago +48 / -0

Oof

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JackIsALarp 51 points ago +51 / -0

If only xe had a dad to help xim with that.

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Need4Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

You better start acting like a man, boy.

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RabidZoo 20 points ago +20 / -0

DEPORT THIS FAGGOT!

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h4b1t 7 points ago +7 / -0

Poof

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anon09 24 points ago +24 / -0

aka real parents

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BlackPillBot 18 points ago +19 / -1

Speaking of proper families, did you guys see the latest ride commercial with two white lez pee ons and there basketball American children?

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ZacPetkanas 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is this the one where they load the kids into a minivan and drive them off a cliff?

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LowKeyPede 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember that horrible story. Hadn't CPS been involved, but didn't take action probably not to further "victimize" the "oppressed" lesbian parents? And all those kids died. Tragic.

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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SenorTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not up on their YouTube yet. I checked as soon as I saw the commercial the other day. It’s a brand new commercial, but I still find it strange that it isn’t on their YouTube channel yet. I suspect they know what the fallout would be. Lol.

https://youtube.com/c/tidelaundry

Keep an eye out for it. If it ever pops up, I’ll DM you. I’ll post it on win as it’s own post too. It’s a hot ass mess lol

Edit: what I really don’t get is how they went full retard that fast. I had noticed and you can even see in their channel they were doing a pretty good job of dropping commercials with whole families or at least showing the dads being involved, and even complete black families, and dads. Then they drop this latest nuke to undue everything. 🤣 it’s like they wanted to make up fo their lack of woke commie trash all in one shot.

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SenorTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

I switched to Brave a few weeks ago and no longer see ads. Just b4 switching I saw an ad for a Ford pickup. It showed about 12 to 15 people enjoying the truck. Only one person shown at the end of the commercial was white--at least I think he was. May have been biracial.

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HumphreyBraggart 8 points ago +8 / -0

A prepper family..

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WakingKnowledge 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see parents. I just see degenerate faggots.

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GWNorthman 167 points ago +167 / -0

Dad. A Nuclear family.

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Carry_Your_Name 69 points ago +70 / -1

Dad's working! No time for the photo shoot!

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TrumpAndGodWin 30 points ago +34 / -4

No time to save the country or the kids, cuckservative dad is working!

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Mark4-39 20 points ago +20 / -0

And the cats in the cradle...

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Lonnie62 11 points ago +11 / -0

With a silver spoon! 😁

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Bronski 5 points ago +5 / -0

😢

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ConvergenceMan 16 points ago +17 / -1

To combat hyperinflation, you will not be receiving a pay increase, but you will be given the privilege to increase your work week from 50 hours to 70 hours

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Lonnie62 11 points ago +11 / -0

Boss said no OT boys! Companies fucked until Trump returns.

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JoeSlidinsNose 9 points ago +9 / -0

No OT is a two-way street. They tried that shit here, where you could work extra and receive "comp time" so you can take off in the future without using your vacation or sick time, but nah. I said somebody else can work it, then.

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ZacPetkanas 11 points ago +11 / -0

They did that at my office. The first 5 hours over forty is "casual" overtime and uncompensated unless you get an exemption from management. Guess who clocks 40.0000 hours a week?

Keep in mind the customer is billed for those 5 hours. If I'm working and the customer is paying, I'm getting my share.

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10MeV 5 points ago +5 / -0

My company pushed for a 40 hour week to become four 10 hour days a few years ago. I said, "Cool! As a salaried manager I work five 10 hour days now. I'd love to take a day off!". They didn't think that was funny.

Guess who quit working frickin' 10 hour days?

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JoeSlidinsNose 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's that penny grubbing shit that makes me crazy. And they all feel so accomplished that they were able to hold back that little bit of money even though morale drops significantly from shit like this.

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ConvergenceMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

As part of our new company policy, we are promoting everyone to a salary job! So now, we can legally pay you the same as before, but with 50% more hours.

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0815 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, ever seen how hyperinflation works? You need time in the evening to shop with your day's wage, because the next morning you would be able to buy 10% of the goods you could buy in the evening.....

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ConvergenceMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

/s

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Trump2AM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deserves more upvotes.

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Dominion3 9 points ago +9 / -0

There is a dad! There's even two! So on average they have a single normal family. Checkmate, bigot!

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FreedomFromGovt 111 points ago +113 / -2

Men. (Not counting the two things on the upper left cover)

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MikesBigJockstrap 56 points ago +58 / -2

Don't worry, I'm sure they identify as pan flute sexual soy fueled female misandrists.

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sometimescanbefunny 65 points ago +65 / -0

Same. When I first started using this alias, I was sarcastic, witty, and made lots of word-play comments.

Now I'm jaded and disgusted with my country and my comments are more akin to something I'd see from blackpillbot.

As that other guy said, the circus stops being funny once it becomes reality and it starts to destroy everything.

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Gadsden 14 points ago +14 / -0

Couldn't agree more.

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Tallsie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t lose the sarcasm and laughter. Those are the weapons the left used to destroy our Christian society, now those same tools can be used to destroy their meaningless progressivism. We need to laugh at them more, not less through these times.

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10MeV 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bill Whittle said it's akin to being diagnosed with cancer. For a long time we knew something was "off", things didn't feel right, it seemed there were issues but nothing we could quite see or define.

And then 2020 happened, the scamdemic, the fraudulent stolen election, and now that unrestrained insanity of the fully unleashed leftists. We now SEE the sources of the trouble. The disease has been diagnosed.

Can we save the patient now? Hard to say. The treatments at this point will be brutal, and may not be enough.

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MikesBigJockstrap 24 points ago +24 / -0

...when the 🤡🌍 circus stops being funny

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TheSleepingPresident 64 points ago +64 / -0

The Super Straight dad.

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stillbringingitback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea they have one black faggot and one white faggot. That’s about as “oppressive” as the magazine will allow.

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MAKE -5 points ago +5 / -10

With the occasional finger in the butt just for fun, if you know what I mean..

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Mark4-39 21 points ago +22 / -1

Thats regular straight not superstraight. None of your faggotry xir

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Mike_Echo 2 points ago +3 / -1

The colonel doth protest too much, methinks

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Colonel_Chestbridge -1 points ago +3 / -4

If you like it in the butt, you are not superstraight

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Freedomnc1776 0 points ago +2 / -2

Let that finger hit your prostate...you'll sing a different tune

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braindeadbiden 1 point ago +2 / -1

And that tune would be sung by freddy mercury.

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CrusadingPowerUser 60 points ago +61 / -1

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

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bubadmt 38 points ago +38 / -0

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Point of personal privilege!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ah yes, AIDS Skrillex

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Kebobez 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out

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cicero21 52 points ago +52 / -0

I can tell you, as male raised by a single mother who a damn great job, the difference i see in my nephews raised in a full mother/father family is amazing. they will be a decade a head of where i was.

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Plugthegamey 13 points ago +13 / -0

My mom left and my dad took care of me and my brother and we dont talk to my mother to this day but i still wish I had a woman in my life that cared about me enough to warn me about the many different ways a young woman can be taken advantage of. I'm proud of who I am but I wasted my teen years just being confused and trying to drink myself to death. I was never a bad kid but had low self esteem and I would have prospered so much more in a nurturing, supportive environment. Dad did all he could but men are clueless sometimes and we were bankrupt and losing the house. He is my best friend to this day and i couldn't imagine life without him. What's funny is my mom tried to play the victim when she left us out of the blue for the 24 year old assistant of my brothers tennis coach. My dad and mom even shared an office when this happened and continued to share an office and my dad even hired the guy while he was fucking his wife before the divorce went through. She thinks she did nothing wrong to this day. Oh yeah and she took half my college fund. Dads are important. Hahaha my mother tells people that me and my brother won't talk to her because "they were taught to hate" (by my dad). Lol as if we were deaf dumb and blind when she left us to try to be a teenager again. No place for people like that in my life.

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Tallsie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only thing you can do is be that supportive parent to your own kids one day. Marry well, someone willing to stick with it through hardships. End the broken family cycle with you.

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Prayeradime12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, thanks for posting. Its helpful to read things like this, and they arent very common to see in my experience. I'm in a similar spot, raising my kids without their mom, but she left for other reasons. We havent seen her or talked much to her for almost 3yrs. At this point i think that will most likely continue.... I have 1 daughter and 3 sons. My daughter is 13 now, and the boys are 12, 16, and 17. Theyre all doing okay, and trying hard in school and sports, so mostly doing good.... But i worry about them. And the content shoved in theur faces by their shows and society in general doesnt help. Theyre trying to teach kids to have sympathy for the wrong things, and teaching them to hate the right things.... I feel like I'm countering moves everyday....

Anyway, I could go on quite a bit as your post was very relateable, but i probably shouldnt at the moment.

Take care!

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JoeSlidinsNose 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was raised in a dysfunctional family with a part-time dad and a full-time mom. I am one of the strongest and most solid individuals in either side of my family and my friends. Now, most of the rest of my family was also in dysfunctional situations, but many of my friends had regular childhoods without a bunch of crazy shit.

Personal responsibility and choice is a large part of it. The leftists in the cities blaming daddy issues for robbing the local liquor store are just putting off responsibility for their own actions. No matter how fucked up your childhood and upbringing, you still have a choice (and boy, was my childhood fucked beyond belief).

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MAGACountryResident 42 points ago +43 / -1

That’s because they want to destroy the nuclear family and promote single motherhood and gay couples instead. Because they hate America.

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556x45mm 30 points ago +30 / -0

After 4 years of fashion magazines and not once featuring the most beautiful FLOTUS ever, is anyone surprised?

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BrainwashedbyTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

The jokes on them for how much money they lost because of that.

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alienjesus 7 points ago +7 / -0

That really pisses me off. Melania is freaking gorgeous but the Line Backer Gorilla, Big Mike gets a fucking all access pass to whatever she wants. Absurd!

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Hanging_Chad 21 points ago +21 / -0

Biological fathers

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MikesBigJockstrap 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't worry, they're interracial for bonus virtue points.

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ErockHawk 17 points ago +17 / -0

Stronk womanz don't need no manz

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Carry_Your_Name 8 points ago +8 / -0

Life of Julia! No friends, no families, no baggage, taken care of by the big government from cradle to grave! That was Obummer's campaign ad in 2012, and even fake news CNN called that out!

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Barbs 15 points ago +15 / -0

What this says to me is that “Parents” magazine is mostly read by single moms, divorcees, and gay dudes.

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referencevariable 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, I have a subscription. No joke. It just started showing up after my 2nd child was born. Into the bin it goes every month. I'm convinced my taxes somehow pay for it too. Makes me sick.

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noxx 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look we can't invite men to the photoshoot, the cameraxir and crewfolx can't do their jobs when they're literally shaking.

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realPhantomFuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cultural Marxism intensifies

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RumbleXTristana 5 points ago +10 / -5

And this is why we can't win.If we keep pushing these crazy conspiracies about how "they"have been at war with us for thousands of years.Honestly,if any of this stuff was true then "they"are the most intelligent group of people on the planet if they've been able to pull this off for thousands of years without breaking a sweat and nobody noticed.

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Chayabrocha321 -4 points ago +4 / -8

Not sure you know this but what you posted was 1930s german propoganda

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Chayabrocha321 -1 points ago +3 / -4

There is a disclaimer did you read it? """""Please note, that the information found in these files may no longer reflect the current beliefs, positions, opinions, or policies currently held by the FBI."""

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newfaggot -1 points ago +4 / -5

Learn your history and you’ll understand how real it all is.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/s1nPYDj7KBEQ/

The zionists are the final boss. The final redpill if you will. The synagogue of Satan referenced in revelations 2:9 and revelations 3:9 in the Bible.

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Chayabrocha321 1 point ago +4 / -3

I dont really look deeply into bible stuff but it is wrong to put stuff out there that's false "" Please note, that the information found in these files may no longer reflect the current beliefs, positions, opinions, or policies currently held by the FBI."""

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Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +2 / -1

You keep pasting the standard disclaimer from the fbi site as if that proves something but all it says is that "these files MAY no longer reflect the current beliefs". That means they may, or they may not, and at this point what the fbi believes or does not believe is pretty irrelevant to people looking for the truth.

I've never read the Protocols so I don't have an opinion on it myself, but nothing you posted dissuades me from reading it.

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PITPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go back to the gog and have a latke.

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newfaggot 0 points ago +3 / -3

Lol. And yet big mike claims to be a woman. The document is real whether you want to admit it or not. This one is real as well.

https://vault.fbi.gov/UFO

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Chayabrocha321 4 points ago +6 / -2

It is real but was real propoganda put out in the 1930s . I hate communisim/socialism/woke like most normal people but I also know that The lack of Morality causes communism.

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paradox123 -1 points ago +3 / -4

"Propaganda" that ends up being true.

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Bodiazrising 11 points ago +11 / -0

My wife had a free subscription to this for a year after our first kid was born. I looked through it and every damn month I asked her the same question - why is this called Parents when everything in here is only for moms. The magazine industry is the fucking worst. Even damn Field & Stream is full of woke shit.

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Unapologist 10 points ago +10 / -0

What's missing is any family that has both parents.

This is Parent magazine.

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Duchess 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is the middle right pic showing two ten year old girls mock breast feeding? Gross!

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worse, looks like a tranny so maybe they're implying that a penis is in the middle.

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Morgio_Zoroder 8 points ago +8 / -0

They know no straight man is reading this shit

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HumphreyBraggart 7 points ago +7 / -0

Judging by the covers, I'm going to guess they don't feel the need to market this rag to African American mothers.

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BS2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's no fathers because these are all liberal mothers and the men had enough of their stupidity and left them.

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anon09 7 points ago +7 / -0

parents

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magaman5000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fatherlessness is the cause of most social problems

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Slugbert 6 points ago +6 / -0

No one ever talks about the war on dads because pAtRiArChY.

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AgnesDomini 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fathers. Other than the gay couple top left. But magazine covers appeal to their readership demographics as a rule, and it is mothers who subscribe to and read the magazine, so this is a nothing burger. Seriously, if you saw a dude reading this magazine, you would instantly think him queer.

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Meme_Too 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's missing? Sanity.

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Yams_are_better 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's lesbians! I don't see any lesbians! Or transgenders! Such bigots! /s

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cd3dog 5 points ago +5 / -0

A proper, and dare I say 'normal', nuclear family of any race is in fact, racist. See how that works?

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Way to lose 85% of potential subscribers.

Gawwwd these people are destroying their own companies.

That's why every resume you get from a Democrat needs to be filled in the trash.

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FemaleBodyInspectur 5 points ago +5 / -0

ParentS

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Saltybitch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pathetic.

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PB_Mack 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair..normal people don't subscribe to that kind of trash.

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

Daddies. Maybe their demographic is single parents?

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Thomas24 4 points ago +4 / -0

a father.

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NimbleNavigator20202 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remove Father, Feminized Next Gen.

Next Generation of "Parents" will feature "children" (lab grown kids) with State Officials.

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Weallseethetruth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Un fucking real!!! Family (real family, man and woman with a real baby that's theirs... Obviously) is what has been missing in this country and especially in black communities but it's spilling into ours to because of magazines like these?? When are WE going to start cancelling shit and calling out OBVIOUS propaganda!!!!

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Seatacjoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guns...every magazine going forward should have guns

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Dos_Scoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

A normal family wouldn't need a magazine like this so their marketing makes sense.

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Throwingway22 4 points ago +4 / -0

The nuclear family is the most basic functional family structure. Be better. Multigenerational support is what your children deserve. Your brother, sister, parents, grandparents... your children deserve to learn from them all. Moving away from your family is the first step in tearing apart a functional community and then the country at large.

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Vyse 4 points ago +4 / -0

The papa and their pet tigers.. funny how they’re both missing..

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BlaineBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Straight men.

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RedditIs4Retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oops, the father didn't make the photo shoot he was too busy working

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Thebestisyettocome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dad.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Male and Female Adult on the cover at the same time?

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hardcorCDN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhh ... the Dad appearing only once... WTF 😳

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prancie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Men, men are missing.

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently, married women are not their demographic. It's probably full of, fake nails, tattoo, herpes treatment and weave Ads.

Articles include:

How to make him pay support.

Living with herpes.

Trading snap cards for cigarettes.

Stealing from walmart.

So your ex is sleeping with your daugher.

So your ex BF is now sleeping with your son.

He only beats you because he loves you.

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LiquidPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

wait, does anybody actually read that?